Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by fnordcircle, Mar 28, 2019.
I just reported your post as a hate crime.
No offense my friend, but you talk about jerking off a lot here. Not that I dont like jerking off .........
Oh, you said hate crime. Never mind.
You in the wroonnggg thread then brotha man
In other news, I was following a truck down the road about an hour ago, casually listening to the tunes on my Streetglide, when a freaken ladder fell off the truck into the middle of the street!
I was a first responder.
I'd say about half of my toolbox is stuff I found on the side of the road. I have a hammer I found like 23 years ago on the highway.
No, I was safely behind him, he heard it and pulled over. I blocked the road for him while he retrieved it. Not my first ladder. Cruising I-93 through Concord on my way to Laconia ten or more years ago and had to avoid another one. Fortunately, my buddy and I were the only vehicles at the moment!
I did stop for a BRAND NEW SKILSAW in the box, in the middle of the road once, and a tape measure another time....
My pack rat brother used to drive me nuts as he liked to pick rags off the road while still moving.
Lots of flat tires from those azzholes who drop sh!t all over the place.
420. Thirty reps.
My young Bride and I, 135 years ago, driving through our lovely city of Worcester and I see a post office truck in the oncoming lane, and the driver is trying to catch something in the air outside his window. Vigilant as I was I also see it too, and told my Bride it was money. Yanked my bigazz boat of a 72 Coupe De Ville around to go get the cash he missed. Must've used 2 bucks worth of gas for that freaken dollar bill!
My word, had to be 35 years ago....
A couple of college pals of mine decided to drive to Alaska for their summer job (working for the NOAA fishery in Juneau) rather than fly. Had a GMC pickup with cab half filled with clothes and peanut butter & jelly (much cheaper in Mass than AK). Somewhere in Saskatchewan on the Trans-Canada Hwy they came upon a Heineken truck in a ditch with beer bottles all over the road. They helped the driver right the truck and clean up the glass off the road and he let them take as much beer as they could fit in the truck.
My new gun holster came in the mail today so naturally I am wearing it around the apartment trying to break it in. It conceals great and has good retention but my god **** sitting down with it. I love appendix carry but sitting down with a 2 pound gun digging into your fupa is just brutal.
When I had a carry permit ... for maybe six years I carried a .38 revolver.
I tried all the holsters and only could carry on my side ... that's all my OCD would allow.
I was always like how do the guys in the movies carry like that comfortably.
Back during my working days a coworker was driving by the local post office and he noticed that a woman had driven off and left a package on the roof of her car. As she drove away the package slid off the roof, stayed level and landed perfectly flat on the ground.
Our coworker picked up the package and noticed that it was a New York cheesecake. After trying (unsuccessfully) to chase the woman down he brought the cheesecake into work, put it in the fridge and took it out for the next break. The cheesecake tasted great.
All I see is a guy realizing he had free cheesecake and just like, sort of taking a half step towards the car as it pulls another block away, lifting a hand up shoulder high, waving once and whispering 'no wait'
Because I mean...if it was a wallet or a wedding ring I'm gonna do everything I can to get it back to the person but free street cheesecake??? I guess there's a limit to how much of a good Samaritan I am.
Just don't forget you have it on and shoot yourself, Plaxico.
Your fupa or your dupa, as those are much different areas?
There's a pretty interesting series of threads in one of the Reddit relationship subreddits about a woman whose husband has become obsessed with his tulpa.
And for a moment I misread what you wrote as tulpa and I was like 'of all the things I never imagined I'd be seeing discussed on patsfans unless posted by me...'
I want to introduce my discord chatroom friends to AndyJohnson because they want to meet him. Suggestions?
Isn't Patsfans the place people come to if they want imaginary friends?
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