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  1. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    I dunno if this belongs on a football forum, but I wanted to share a dream I had last night.

    As many of you know, I have previously sworn my allegiance to AOC, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Hillary Clinton, and the liberal movement. For years I spent each night creating playing cards of various leftist icons like Bernie Sanders, Jill Stein, Vladimir Lenin, and Che Guevara. I have obsessively worked on every detail, changing their appearances based on symbolism and my favorite SJW causes.

    But last night, Jesus appeared before me in a dream. He had flowing, long hair and pale skin, the image of his modern Anglo-Saxon heritage. He wore a white gown and a belt with ammo magazines, an AR-15 slung over his shoulder. He drove red Suburban with a bumper sticker urging us to “duck” others feelings.

    He explained to me everything that makes ‘Murica great. He chose Donald Trump to be His last living disciple and to carry His message. He warned of fake news and told me that the lame stream media would try to distort the message of the Great Leader and Prophet. He gave Q the great power to be an Oracle of our President.

    I hereby denounce every statement I have ever made on this forum that demeans the Great Truth-sayer. I can only hope that Trump truthers on this forum will forgive me and accept me as I switch to their side and hither-more express my deep disdain for The Left as they try to undo every great, genius act that our President has breathed into existence like a father giving like to a newborn.

    I am angry because I was tricked by The Left. I have little doubt that Soros, Gates, The Clintons, Kissinger, and other nefarious forces were behind my brainwashing.

    But now alas, I am free!!!

    Everything is clear and I have just WOKE RIGHT for the first time.
     
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    Vatahala 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    To sum up some 33 year old man visited your bedroom last night and now you have lustful feelings for Trump.
     
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    the world has truly gone insane

    smoking bath salts is bad, mkay
     
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    Wow.........
     
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    I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.
     
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    This must be the Covid PTS syndrome therapy room!!:confused::crying:
     
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    lancerman In the Starting Line-Up

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    Be careful I got a post deleted for posting a Jesus meme because a certain fragile group on here thinks they have a monopoly on religion
     
  8. IcyPatriot

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    Anybody here ever get humped by a spirit ...
    It's an amazing experience - not in a good way either.
    You get pinned down and cannot move at all ... I always hope it is at least a female spirit. :haha:
    So in the category of dreams I have had ... that one may apply also.
     
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    venecol The FRG has a little **** PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Yo, where do I get one of those caps?
     
  10. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    Indians make them.
     
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    The OP listens to ABBA. Confirmed.
     
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    sing it to me, baby ..... slow and deliberate

     
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