Ode to Roger Goodell

[Tony2046]

Ode to Roger Goodell

We stood on an elevator and Roger farted
He then blamed me as we all departed,
I pointed to the stain in the back of his pants
but they continued to pound me with accusatory rants,
belittled and betrayed I went out on a limb
I asked "how is it me when the smell follows him?",
my actions were futile and my spirit began to fray
So I ran to a source that would see the logic my way,
the fans of the pats who are educated and bright
and full of tenacity and a willingness to fight,
They tracked Roger down and pinned his cronies to a wall
and one by one their stories began to fall,
The last thing I remember as I left the scene
was Roger in tears kissing Brady's four f***ing rings.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

He fired an assistant but the Pats fans kept a comin'
He wasn't nigh as arrogant with his Shield* shot to hell
He fired another and then began to runnin'
Along with Wells and Pash and the mighty NFL*

 

[Tony2046]

He fired an assistant but the Pats fans kept a comin'
He wasn't nigh as arrogant with his Shield* shot to hell
He fired another and then began to runnin'
Along with Wells and Pash and the mighty NFL*

Well done! Perfectly fits into the Battle of New Orleans tune.

 

[goheels22002]

Ideal Gas Laws were beyond him so Roger ordered a study
He spurned scientists at Columbia and called on his buddy
It was more probable than not that Ted's report would be swill
But that didn't matter, Roger would pay the bill.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

"Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house
Hey Roger, Go F yourself"

 

[BJ_McWild]

Time for an encore performance: https://soundcloud.com/baverch/deflategate

it's alright, little Johnny / you don't have to be blue /
it's not about the football / it's a vendetta true /

it's alright, little Janey / you can still believe /
that what is good and righteous / is still plain to see /

in a world full of heroes / there are those who fall short /
they'll carp from the sidelines / making claims with no support /
there are few things in the world as hard as to see /
the greatness that escapes you claimed by your enemy /

how do you talk to your kids about deflategate /
it’s how you talk to your kids about losing with grace /
how do you take away all one's accomplished /
with just the outrageous claims of the vanquished foe

it’s alright little darling / we all know the truth
not-so-secret agendas / on Park Avenue

to puff up their egos / they subvert and defame
all while crying about “the integrity of the game”

FREE TOMMY!