Need a nickname for Julian

[SyN65]

My vote goes towards, "The Hebrew Hero"...

 

[IcyPatriot]

JEd.......

I think of "a man named Jed" Clampett with that one.

Not sure but he sure looked slow.

With all these Jewish references ... why hold back now.

We can call him the "Galloping Heeb"

 

[PatsFanInVa]

LOL I'm pretty sure when you go over the line into slurs it will offend someone. Fine line, innit? Hebrew sort of equates to "Hispanic" whereas "Heeb" is more like "Spic".

Just realized you could call him E-Money. But if you called him E-Jewmoney there'd be an issue LOL.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

What do you guys think of E-Money?

 

[ctpatsfan77]

What do you guys think of E-Money?

I prefer Edel-money.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Once......(Spanish for 11) Pronounced (on-say)

Could call him Alef Alef. Which is not Hebrew eleven.

 

[alvinnf]

Underdog. The literal sense that he is an underdog. Also, in the sense that he is the super hero of the underneath game!

 

[MoLewisrocks]

Or...we could stop the nonsense before it crosses the line any further and just call him

JULES

 

[JSn]

The Red Sea Pedestrian?

 

[patsfan55]

I also would like if he was serenaded like Bruschi used to be, except instead of "bruuuuuuuuu!!!!!" it would be "juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!".

(I'm so glad that "Maverick" is not here to ruin this thread.)

my fellow yid might just be on to somethin

 

[patsfan55]

Also like W.W.II... really hate "kosher katcher," yuck.
a couple more...

The ever popular Jewish/Hebrew theme...

Semitey Mouse

Ha Emet <- "The Truth". why make ya work for it...

Julian HaMaccabee <- ask me next Hannukah. The original Hebrew Hammer...

Plan Beth

Edelmensch

Ben Wes

I would also like to add that if Asante Samuel converted, I would instantly call him Asante Shmuel.

Some more secular alternatives...

Penny Slot <- based on draft-pick price tag

Spinal Tap <- Based on "This one goes to Eleven"

InaSlottaDavida <- based on Iron Butterfly for no apparent reason

The Emperor Julian

Julian Flies

EdelWes

"And that's another Patriots... FIRST DOWN" <- sort of long but what he equates to

Chain bane <- as in moving the chains

On a Marxist note

The Means of Production

For physics guys

MC2
(see, that's what E equals... and it's also mass times the speed of light squared, which I find appropriate)

LOVE Edelmensch

 

[Patjew]

LOVE Edelmensch

Me too.

"Semitey Mouse" is also brilliant.

 

[eagle eye]

Well if Wes is the slot machine, I would called Julian to Two-armed bandit.

 

[Nikolai]

Is Edelman really Jewish?

I don't know if someone already answered, but halachically he's not Jewish unless he converts/ed. Whether or not someone is Jewish is determined by the mother, and the tribal lineage comes from the father.

That said, the rumor has some long legs

PS - I like Edelmensch

 

[VJCPatriot]

What name would you suggest?

Fast Eddie.
It's simply and it plays off his actual name too.

 

[ausbacker]

Well if Wes is the slot machine, I would called Julian to Two-armed bandit.

If Wes is the slot machine then surely Julian is "ka-ching"!

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Spinal Tap <- Based on "This one goes to Eleven"

That one is hilarious!

 

[Mainefan]

I've been converted to Edelmensh. Much better than the Kosher Katcher.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

We have no idea what BB has up his sleeve (assuming he hasn't cut it off) but...

The WildPat?

 

[lurker1965]

Jedi.
10 chars

That would work.