WinstonSmith
2nd Team Getting Their First Start
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2010
- Messages
- 1,928
- Reaction score
- 5,072
That and having all-world receiver Jerry Rice. (And some stickum.) I mean, let's be real: I'm pretty sure my mama could at least win a division championship if she were throwing to Jerry Rice.
You would think that a QB would be generally or perhaps even acutely aware that his balls were artificially caked with a sticky catch friendly substance every freakin game. (Insert sticky balls joke here).