Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[reflexblue]

The jest superbowl is coming up, only about three months to go until the draft.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The jest superbowl is coming up, only about three months to go until the draft.

IKR? Time for our annual off-season drubbing...

Still stings that we missed out on dbrickashsw

 

[Tunescribe]

Perhaps one day there will be a JETE period of resurgence. Perhaps in my lifetime, they will once again hoist what will then be called the Lombardi-Belichick-Frito-Lays trophy.

Even if they call it the Green Turd Trophy, that still would be a dark day for civilization. I hope I don't live to see it.

 

[neali]

IKR? Time for our annual off-season drubbing...

Still stings that we missed out on dbrickashsw

I have only one thing to say to that:
Vernon Gholston

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Jests set to trade up for BakerMayfield, as we enjoy more years of misery.

Man, someone with half a brain in the Cleveland front office, please call the jets GM and make that trade!!!!

Mayfield in green and white assures us many years of entertainment and uncontested wins!!!!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I have only one thing to say to that:
Vernon Gholston

Sooooo much more than one though...

 

[Mike the Brit]

I have only one thing to say to that:
Vernon Gholston

And I have only one thing to add:

Mike Nugent

 

[Tunescribe]

Man, someone with half a brain in the Cleveland front office, please call the jets GM and make that trade!!!! Mayfield in green and white assures us many years of entertainment and uncontested wins!!!!

Johnny Manziel 2.0 in a Jete uniform. That would make me happy. Whatever QB they draft they will ruin, but Mayfield would save them the effort.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Johnny Manziel 2.0 in a Jete uniform. That would make me happy. Whatever QB they draft they will ruin, but Mayfield would save them the effort.

Exactly. I have developed some long-distance affection for Rosen and Allen, though, and want them to be spared that fate. Of course, it would be delicious if they drafted Rosen and he told them that there was no way he'd ever join them and that, if it came to that, he'd just go to law school.

 

[Mike the Brit]

"Not the Jets locker room!"

 

[JetFan79]

Super Bowl Week...THIS is that one week of the year when YOU, Jete Fan , KNOW with absolute cetainty that YOU SUCK. I'll bet there's a certain amount of comfort in that...KNOWING you and your pathetic life are nothing but a perpetual bag of shyt. Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Year!!!

Let the wonderful off-season begin!

We're so gonna win this year. Cleveland has more picks and slightly more money, but I have faith. We're taking home the off-season trophy this year.

 

[Tunescribe]

Happy New Year!!!

Let the wonderful off-season begin!

We're so gonna win this year. Cleveland has more picks and slightly more money, but I have faith. We're taking home the off-season trophy this year.

You're not funny, amusing, or even remotely interesting. Not even close. Your team sucks and will suck again in 2018. You deserve that.

 

[JetFan79]

You're not funny, amusing, or even remotely interesting. Not even close. Your team sucks and will suck again in 2018. You deserve that.

Hey Tuney! I'm here for ya bud. Vent. Let it out.

 

[Tunescribe]

Hey Tuney! I'm here for ya bud. Vent. Let it out.

I'd rather let YOU out to play in traffic.

I'm not venting. No need to "vent" when it comes to morbid fascination with your insipid Jete. Their eternal suckage transcends your pleas for attention.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Hey Tuney! I'm here for ya bud. Vent. Let it out.

Least we made it

 

[JetFan79]

Least we made it

And it was a hell of a game too. No shame whatsoever.

 

[ATippett56]

Happy New Year!!!

Let the wonderful off-season begin!

We're so gonna win this year. Cleveland has more picks and slightly more money, but I have faith. We're taking home the off-season trophy this year.

Less than three months from that time of year:

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

@JetFan79 is funny and classy. The self-deprecating humor cracks me up. He could have rubbed salt on the loss, but he took the high road. I don’t get the hate for him.

 

[Clonamery]

@JetFan79 is funny and classy. The self-deprecating humor cracks me up. He could have rubbed salt on the loss, but he took the high road. I don’t get the hate for him.

Because it's an act.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Less than three months from that time of year:

It's weird when a professional franchise's fans know more about the sport than the people running the team ("Marino!", "We want Sapp!"). When they're J-E-T-E fans it's flat-out astonishing.