Jets/Pats...Over/Under ...Stabbings?

[borg]

Now that Beer has been banned for this game, Vegas must reset the Over/Under for the number of Stabbings at Giants Stadium on Monday night.
A) Zero stabbings. A sober Jet Fan is a happy Jet Fan.
B) 1-2 stabbings. Late weeknight game, cold weather, transit problems...all keep attendance down allowing Jets fans to maintain their average of less than 2 stabbings per game.
C) 3-5 stabbings with a complimentary seat burning. Aggressive security scuffle with cooler carrying Jets fans at the main gate. Several Jets Fans desperate for extra beverages mistakenly guzzle lighter fluid thinking it will replace grain alcohol.
D) 6 or more. After Tom Brady rifles his 6th TD pass early in the second quarter, upset sober Jets fans stampede the luxury boxes to gain access to the silverware. Self mutilation results

 

[Ring 6]

What is more dangerous?
A Jet fan with in an alcohol induced stupor. Or a sober clear headed Jet fan in his right mind?

Some events encourage alcohol because it merely sedates a motley crew.

 

[marty]

The bud/miller lite contest may have to take a rest, but I'm sure Captain Morgan will prevail!!!