Webster’s First Edition Gronktionary
Gronk (Noun): an unstoppable force; example: “The Patriots employed their double Gronk set once they reached the red zone, paving the way to victory.”
Also, a loud crunching sound “Did you hear that loud Gronk? Will that defender get up under his own power?”
Also: a pervasive force; “May the Gronk be with you”
See also: conGronkulations, Gronkfest, the Gronkiverse
Gronked (verb): to be destroyed flattened, embarrassed, or beaten down (as in an opponent); example: “The linebacker read the play and stepped to seal off the inside route, only to find he was too late- he had been Gronked for a touchdown.” This usage can also be replaced by one being “Gronkified” or “Gronkolated”.
Other verb usages include: to be elated, as in a teammate or fan (“That play really Gronked me up”);
also: to proudly announce (“I hate to Gronk my own horn”); or to give up, as in “Gronk this, I quit”
Gronktastic (adjective): particularly exhilarating; example: That was a Gronktastic scoring drive for the Patriots”
See also: Gronktacular, Gronkoriffic, Gronkolicious
Gronkily (adverb): a state or condition following an act of utter domination; example “The defender, having been blocked to the turf, Gronkily returned to the bench to face the wrath of his head coach”)
