***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 2 Betting Thread

[Chevy]

$5k - Jets/Cowboys SGP#7 (+450)

d%#*!@t, Dallas! 30 points - only 2 TD's ....

 

[everlong]

All 5K teasers

Jags +9/5 and KC/JAX under 57
Titans +9 and TN/LAC under 51.5
Patriots +9 and NE/MIA under 52.5
Raiders +14.5 and LV/BUF over 40.5
Steelers +8 and PIT/CLE over 33

3-1.......I'll take it. Hopefully the Steelers can lose by less than 8, and I do stress lose, and put up 17 points or more.

 

[venecol]

We all woke up this morning to the news that Joker (Jeff) has passed away. He was one of the people who made Patsfans the type of place I truly enjoy. You veterans will recall that almost on a weekly basis, he would come into our betting threads and add his commentary on our game (as only Joker could). I kept asking him to join the betting, and he finally did this season.

This place will be a lot less interesting and entertaining without Joker.

R.I.P. Jeff

I was looking at the player standings and noticed you docked Joker -$25k. That's cold man.

R.I.P. Joker.

 

[Dingleberry]

I was looking at the player standings and noticed you docked Joker -$25k. That's cold man.

R.I.P. Joker.

Before the news got dropped, I thought he had simply disappeared for a week and missed the betting. I almost posted that I was concerned, but didn't want to go there.

I will be giving him the 25k back when I update everything after Week 2 and keeping him in the standings.

For two years I kept after him to join us. He finally did. I miss his rants already!

 

[Hyped]

Hyped's 2023 Week 2 Dingleberry Casino Bets:

0.) Free contest (+10K)

$0K - On the lowest combined score game for week 2 being Bears @ Buccaneers

PENDING

1.) Two legged six point teaser parlay (+100):

30K - On Vikings +12.5 and Over 42.5

WON 30K

2.) Four legged six point teaser parlay (+300):

15K - Jaguars +9.5, Seahawks +11.5, Raiders +14.5, and Ravens +9.5

PENDING

3.) Four legged six point teaser parlay (+300):

15K - Rams +13.5, Cardinals +11.5, Jets +15.5, and Commanders +9.5

PENDING

4.) Straight wager (+100):

10K - Jets +9.5

PENDING

5.) SGP#2 (+600):

10K - Patriots win game, Patriots win 1Q, and Over 46.5

PENDING

6.) Patriots score a TD odds bet (+500):

5K - Kayshon Boutte scores a TD

PENDING

Hyped's 2023 Week 2 Dingleberry Casino Bets:

0.) Free contest (+10K)

$0K - On the lowest combined score game for week 2 being Bears @ Buccaneers

LOST

1.) Two legged six point teaser parlay (+100):

30K - On Vikings +12.5 and Over 42.5

WON 30K

2.) Four legged six point teaser parlay (+300):

15K - Jaguars +9.5, Seahawks +11.5, Raiders +14.5, and Ravens +9.5

LOST (15k)

3.) Four legged six point teaser parlay (+300):

15K - Rams +13.5, Cardinals +11.5, Jets +15.5, and Commanders +9.5

LOST (15K)

4.) Straight wager (+100):

10K - Jets +9.5

LOST (10K)

5.) SGP#2 (+600):

10K - Patriots win game, Patriots win 1Q, and Over 46.5

LOST (10K)

6.) Patriots score a TD odds bet (+500):

5K - Kayshon Boutte scores a TD

BET VOIDED (Boutte was inactive)

7.) Two legged six point teaser (+100):

25K - Saints +3 and Over 34

PENDING

8.) Two legged six point teaser (+100):

25K - Browns +4 and over 33

PENDING

 

[Kontradiction]

God damnit. Give me $5k MNF SGP#8 (+500), @Dingleberry

 

[Kontradiction]

^^^ That man just snorted well over a gram in one shot. Man, I love Columbia. What a country.

 

[Jlaff]

Free bet:
Redskins/Broncos

Single bets:
#1 $20k Bucs (-2.5)

#2 $5k Pats win by 10

Teasers:
#1 ($20k)
Bucs
Bengals
Colts

#2 ($20k)
Patriots
Saints
Browns

#3 ($20k)
49ers
Titans
Packers

Need a reason to go to the pub to watch these games.

$5k Saints

$5k Browns

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

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God damnit. Give me $5k MNF SGP#8 (+500), @Dingleberry

You would have snuffed that whole line amirite

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

Need a reason to go to the pub to watch these games.

$5k Saints

$5k Browns

It’s Monday , you have my respect

 

[borg]

4th set of bets......

2 Bet 6 pt Teaser (+100)...............10k
Patriots (+9)
Pats/Dolphins OVER (40.5)

5th set of bets.........

2 Bet 6 pt Teaser (+100).........5k
Saints (+3)
Cleve (+4)

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

^^^ That man just snorted well over a gram in one shot. Man, I love Columbia. What a country.

A little bit more expensive than a dingleberry dollar

 

[Kontradiction]

You would have snuffed that whole line amirite

No ****ing way, dude. Not even in my hay day. Side note - I’m posting from my phone and it wanted to autocorrect it from “hay day” to “gay day.”

 

[Kontradiction]

@Dingleberry am I supposed to quote my original bet when making an additional bet? I definitely didn’t read all of the rules.

 

[Dingleberry]

No ****ing way, dude. Not even in my hay day. Side note - I’m posting from my phone and it wanted to autocorrect it from “hay day” to “gay day.”

Somebody call us?

 

[Dingleberry]

@Dingleberry am I supposed to quote my original bet when making an additional bet? I definitely didn’t read all of the rules.

Yes, that is one of the rules. I have pretty much given up on it though.

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

No ****ing way, dude. Not even in my hay day. Side note - I’m posting from my phone and it wanted to autocorrect it from “hay day” to “gay day.”

Haha i would have preferred the „gay day“ version of your phone

Side note : I would not be able to snuff that either in case you thought otherwise

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

@Dingleberry am I supposed to quote my original bet when making an additional bet? I definitely didn’t read all of the rules.

As far as I know, definitely do not edit it

 

[Kontradiction]

Yes, that is one of the rules. I have pretty much given up on it though.

No worries. I’ll do it from now on.

 

[Kontradiction]

Haha i would have preferred the „gay day“ version of your phone

Side note : I would not be able to snuff that either in case you thought otherwise

I bet you could. If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. That guy is going to be feeling pure euphoria for about 5 minutes then he’s going to be worrying about his heart for 10-15 minutes after that.