You know what's comical about (I think, at least mainly) artificial food panics? We got ourselves some peace of mind laying in a few boxes of rice (not going to deal w/the logistics of the 20 lb. bag if its not the apocalypse) and a few boxes of pasta. Plus, you know, the usual stuff. Calories galore as long as you have a heat source and water that's potable after boiling, right? Nobody's buying that. They're buying modified alpo. "Hash." Feh. There's one kind of hash I want in an apocalypse and it ain't corn beef.