CLIMB ABOARD THE PATSFANS HATE TRAIN!

[Actual Pats Fan]

"Don...Don!!! that's your shoe...over here...here's your stewed prunes...good boy (pats the grunting octogenarian on his white haired pate)

The Ravens, Steelers, Denver, and Raiders , and Colts have all long passed the Jets as hated rivals. The Jets are more now HISTORICAL hated rivals rather than actual ones (at least on our side). They haven't been any sort of rivals since Rex's early years and the 2nd worst game in Pats history.

I should also mention the Cowboys as well since we are playing them this year. I have hated the Cowboys since the 70's when they were initially falsely labeled "America's Team".

I appreciate the effort you or whoever put into this, but there's a lot wrong with it.

For me it is the Ravens first and foremost.

Don Shula.

That is all

Check out my impression of John Facenda

https://photos.google.com/share/AF1...?key=Q0o5VUVBZDcxQmNCb2xlNU8xaFZzOVdVbGdxRGp3

So I guess I got the Wilkinson reference wrong but whatever

The heck with these guys; I want HER for my caddy

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I have hated the Cowboys since the 70's when they were initially falsely labeled "America's Team".

"Don...Don!!! that's your shoe...over here...here's your stewed prunes...good boy (pats the grunting octogenarian on his white haired pate)

Nobody likes a whiny sore loser.

Some thoughtful gifts we need to get available from the Pro Shop in time for the holidays:

Double Roll, 2-ply Toilet Paper Rolls Imprinted With The Wells Report

Raiders Logo Imbedded In Bottom Of Toilet



Motion Activated Sensor When Toilet Is Sat On Plays Pat Bowlen Saying:

"This One's For John!"

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

The Jets are more now HISTORICAL hated rivals rather than actual ones (at least on our side).

Last night sure was a lot of fun.

It is no different from that twelve year old kid that acts so tough and mean - until somebody stands up to him and the tears start flowing.

Well, I guess I shouldn't leave anyone out.

So: And The Rest

[although, on Gilligan's Island, they should have sang "And The Best..."

Yeah.

So,

49ers: They did send us a king's ransom in exchange for injured Jim Plunkett. And Tom grew up a fan. Later, they had their chance at having the local phenom and blew it, like we did with Flutie.

So Montana and Rice are assholes about us. They have lots of company.

Lions: Steve Belichick played for them. And his son Bill coached for them too. Don't forget Alex Karras. PFHOF is a joke without him.

Saints: We've had so much fun beating them over the years. Besides the '09 blowout down there, they only beat us here 3 straight times from '89-'95. We won the other ten.

Bucs: They beat us in 2000. We're 7-2 against them.

Cardinals: Charley Trippi...We're 7-7 with them. Is Jim Hart still on the team?

Browns: I ain't afraid of Jim Brown.

Bengals: Ken Anderson?

Texans: Still in college...

Jags: So Tom Coughlin is still there...He's all right. Like Tom Laughlin. You know, Billy Jack.

Rams: Merlin Olsen - great player and nice guy.

Vikings: Bud Grant won a title playing for the Lakers.

Panthers: Their helmets suck. Silver. Just like ours.

Falcons: How can you hate a team that allowed you to do that to them?

It's like the Bills hating the Oilers, after 1992. Doesn't make sense.