Biggest Surprise This Year

[Deus Irae]

OK, Deus. Tell me exactly where health was mentioned here before your "I don't want to jinx it."

You're taking seriously a pair of posts about a jinx of players who've been injury prone throughout their careers, as if they'd need a jinx to end up hurt. And health having been mentioned is irrelevant in a thread about the team's biggest surprise, when those players being healthy IS that biggest surprise.

I hope you've been drinking, because otherwise....

 

[Danger Zone]

This is one of the greatest conspiracy theories ever. I can't believe a reporter for a real newspaper filed that story and then an editor actually approved it.

I just don't know why we have to tell the people what they need to hear. Why can't we just tell them what they want to hear? -Ron Burgundy