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Sure but the title says Moron Award and not Award for Best Moron
Is there really such a thing as a "best" moron? Would you make the same complaint if it said Genius Award? In any case, sorry if you've felt misled.
 

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Unless we're talking about Ronda Rousey or a trained MMA fighter/boxer/kickboxer, that's something that generally only happens in movies.
It wasn't meant to be taken literally but since you went there I think if she decided to tune him up he'd have left the stage a bloody mess. Think about it, with millions of people watching, including virtually all of his peers and the people that sign his checks, the guy that stayed away to avoid boos and protect what's left of his marketability would probably have gone into the fetal position rather than hit her back. :rolleyes:

Not to mention this is Casey jeten Affleck we are talking about, what is he all of 5'8' and 150lbs soaking wet? ;)
 
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Hats off to you sir, that jete right there seemed very sincere. You are a much more talented jeten man than me, in spite of years of trying to master it I could never fake that level of sincerity.

No, you've got it all jete. I was genuinely sincere about that, as he apparently was confused enough to seek clarification by making suggestions. No jete intended, but I can see how someone would consider his line of inquiry pure jete.
 

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No, you've got it all jete. I was genuinely sincere about that, as he apparently was confused enough to seek clarification by making suggestions. No jete intended, but I can see how someone would consider his line of inquiry pure jete.
Well, apparently I am the truly stupid jete here. I hope it can just be attributed to mistaken jete and I will not be deemed a trophy worthy dumbjete.
 
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assuming it was a joke about TSA. Only a dink would insult an agency designed to keep him and his family safe when they travel......
Hell, you can't even joke about *not* having any bombs. I remember a story from many years ago about a family going from Logan to Hawaii. The 12 (or so) year old son left notes in his luggage to the effect of "No bombs here!" and "None here either!!"

Let's just say that family didn't end up going to Hawaii.
 

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Hell, you can't even joke about *not* having any bombs. I remember a story from many years ago about a family going from Logan to Hawaii. The 12 (or so) year old son left notes in his luggage to the effect of "No bombs here!" and "None here either!!"

Let's just say that family didn't end up going to Hawaii.
Wow. I wonder what his parents did to him.
 

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Say what you will about Casey Affleck, he wins all the awards just for this one
Make no mistake, I'm always willing to give a douche their due. His performance in Manchester by The Sea was as powerful a portrait of someone completely disabled by grief as you could ever be discomfited to witness. While we are at it and since this is a football forum: O.J. was one of the all time great RB's, Darren Sharper was a border line HoF safety, Aaron Hernandez was a heck of a receiving TE, Terrell 'Bleachman' Suggs & Ray 'Killed a Guy' Lewis are not 2 of the Ravens favorite sons for no reason, the list could go on and on but you get the idea. The world is full of talented douche bags.
 

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Make no mistake, I'm always willing to give a douche their due. His performance in Manchester by The Sea was as powerful a portrait of someone completely disabled by grief as you could ever be discomfited to witness. While we are at it and since this is a football forum: O.J. was one of the all time great RB's, Darren Sharper was a border line HoF safety, Aaron Hernandez was a heck of a receiving TE, Terrell 'Bleachman' Suggs & Ray 'Killed a Guy' Lewis are not 2 of the Ravens favorite sons for no reason, the list could go on and on but you get the idea. The world is full of talented douche bags.
I now know that discomfited is actually a jete’n word! Thank you good Sir. You get a winners mark for that.
 

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The world is full of talented douche bags.
Talented jete? That's an oxymoron! Hey, did you know oxymoron is a common term used in New Jersey for stupid cow?
While it is axiomatic that all jeten Jete and Jete fans are douche bags not all jeten douche bags are necessarily Jete or piece of jete Jete fans. Although it would be a fitting punishment for their jeten douchey behavior if they were, would serve the jeters right. I did not know that was a common term in Jersey for stupid cow. Although I have heard that Jersey cow was a euphemism commonly reserved for only the thinnest of Jete fans' wives.
 

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I now know that discomfited is actually a jete’n word! Thank you good Sir. You get a winners mark for that.
NP, occasionally I do rise above my regrettable jeten tendency to have kind of a motherjeten potty mouth when the subject is sports. I'm not really a dumbjete, I just occasionally play one here.

On a serious note, some people that I've known for a long time (my brother included) who saw that movie before I did told me the portrayal was awkwardly familiar to them. His almost total disconnection and emotional isolation reminded them of what I was like for a couple of years after my 1st wife passed. When I finally did see it I was so profoundly impacted by their perception that it was at all reminiscent of me to them that I felt compelled to reach out and thank them for standing by me. I also apologized to them for what I must have put them through all those years ago without ever realizing that I was doing it. I am a lucky man to have had, and still have, people like that in my life.
 

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They could have let him on and then have the plane make an emergency landing after he made another joke while in flight.

Dont people get it?

If youre drunk out of your mind or belligerent on the ground while boarding your axx is off the aircraft.
I never understand the desire to drink before boarding an airplane. Especially a morning flight
 

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I never understand the desire to drink before boarding an airplane. Especially a morning flight
If you could have seen some of the planes I had to board 'back in the day' you would. I doubt if it weren't their job even the pilots would have wanted to go anywhere near some of those crates sober. It used to be in the nature of my work to travel extensively to some of the less than pleasant corners of the planet. Funny thing about chemical plants, they are almost never located anywhere near the garden spots of the universe and usually nowhere near major airports.
 

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I never understand the desire to drink before boarding an airplane. Especially a morning flight
Years ago I made the mistake of drinking a large beer on an empty stomach before a short-hopper on a twin-engine prop plane. There was no restroom on that plane. Luckily, there were only three passengers aboard including my then-fiancee. I went into the back and covertly peed into a barf bag, which I then carried with me off the plane and disposed of.
 
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