Preference of winning among remaining teams
1. Bengals
-Only team I'd be 100% cool with winning. Only team remaining with no Super Bowl championship and a franchise I have no ill-will towards. Joe has Brady-esque qualities.
2. 49ers
Rather not have them tie us for Super Bowl wins, but hard to root against the Brock Purdy story + no ill will towards this franchise either.
3. Eagles
I don't genuinely hate-hate them (like I do the Giants, Ravens) but I certainly don't like them either. They just have a general stench to them.
4. Chiefs
Absolute worst case scenario, completely insufferable result. The Mahomes "GOAT" (yes GOAT, not just best right now....the media has already bizarrely started calling him the GOAT) and ballwashing will be out of control. They're doing the same with him they did for Rodgers vs Brady for nearly a decade until they finally gave up on that one. Romo may audibly orgasm on CBS this week if they advance.
Romo: "You know, Jim, I don't want to say it. No, no. It's too soon. <Mouse squeak> Too soon. But, well, when we talk about comparing to an all-time legend like Brady...I mean, you can't right? But he still has so many years ahead of him, and what he's done in these five seasons, Jim. What he's done is <let's out a female orgasm/choking sound>. I mean, can we compare the two yet, Jim? What Patrick Mahomes does on the field, the way he changes the game in a way no one ever has...could we be watching the greatest ever right now?"
Nantz: "After you left the hotel last Saturday, I banged your wife. I went to a clinic today and sure enough I have several STDs."