Patchick Jr's Fourth Annual Name-Based Draft
Oh man, this is a good year for names.
Drew Sample, TE, Washington
Mark Fields, CB,...
The best draft prospects have word names like Corn Elder or Fish Smithson, but thanks for thinking of me Manxman!
Patchick Jr's Third Annual Name-Based Draft Prediction
(For the first time ever, posted from my own account!)
Josh Sweat, DE, Florida State...
I had a smug post all ready, explaining that my birth was responsible for the non-losing streak...then I double-checked the numbers.
And now, another draft has come and gone.
Although the Patriots picked only four,
And drafted almost everything away,
We still signed lots of...
She cried Rivers of tears because the Wise Guy sent her a Brown Branch of Flowers as a Valentine.
Nooo Corn Elder was my binky :(
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