My brother's astrological sign is cancer, which is ironic given how he died.
He was eaten by a giant crab.
I was about to make a David Blows joke about David Blough.
Hopeful for a game now.
Koalas tend to have chlamydia according to the World Wildlife Foundation. Can't really blame them for being a bit testy.
There is no such thing as a dumb question.
Just dumb people asking questions.
F the Lions.
I can't count how many Thanksgivings I had to talk to family because there wasn't a football game worth a sh!t to watch.
Jumped the shark.
Rocky Balboa attempting to read the cue cards for his commercial was less awkward than Gronk attempting public speaking. And...
I just hope Gronk didn't hurt himself jumping over that shark.
I kind of enjoyed the last Super Bowl.
He was a somewhat effective, though erratic, QB who could still make money in this league as a quality backup at least.
He is a more effective...
Bend Over Bob doing his buddy Goodell a solid by saying the Patriots will be at the dog and pony show.
Not really sure what a dog and pony show...
Since bread is cut in squares, why is sandwich meat round?
Tyreek Hill injured.
I hope it's fatal.
Whatever gets the Jets in the 3rd to 6th pick in the draft range. Always a bust. It's a yearly guarantee.
Jimmy's got nice buns for a man, I guess. My wife thinks so.
I agree with everything in the OP other than CT being part of New England.
Technically, true I guess. But reality? Most of CT is as much part...
The Steelers* are making it very difficult for us parents. What am I to tell my children? What about the children????
And get your arks ready...
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