To ALL:
How's Everyone doing this fine New England Sunday... Me, Not So Well (I know, inauspicious beginning)... I have Posted on the Boston.com Messageboard for 4 or 5 years Now... That is, I suppose, until the Last couple of Days... 2 Days Ago, Life was going good for Laz, per usual, until a New Troll apparently replied very derisively to a Post in a Thread I started... Now, I feel childish and even trite for telling You ALL this (heck, I don't even know if ANYONE's listening, but I'm goin' on anyway-throwin' out a hail mary here)... Anyway, said Troll said some trully derogatory remarks in his Post, ending with something akin to, "This is why the Mods keep kicking you Off this Site." Now, IF ya know me, You definately know that I don't have any problems verbally beating a Troll to the proverbial curb in prose, Yet, the Mod inference, took me aback, for this was ALL news to me... I have (or had...yet) been going on the Site for 5 years (sic) and Never EVER had been bounced off... Yet, suddenly, When I tried to respond, within the Past Couple days in order to defend my name and this awful untruth, I've had ENTIRE Messages deleted, parts of Messages deleted, and when I DO get through, It's been a 3 Hour waiting miracle for my Post to come up... EVERYTHING got out of hand, and suddenly I found myself without a Home for the thing I enjoy more than ANYTHING on this planet, that is, talking about MY New England Patriots (notice the possesive 'article': I love 'em...they're MINE...lol)
Look ALL, I don't want to either get off on the wrong foot (like a North American soccer player-sorry, someone once said, "Good Poets use Bad Puns") NOR Do I want to sound like some pathetic whiner... But, if one thing, I'm truthful, honest, and forthcoming, So in that sense, well, the Translation means, I'm hurtin'...bad. I know I could sign back on with Another Moniker, but...I Won't... I'm Kinda hard-headed like that, and Now that I've hardened my heart on this issue, I refuse to be bullied around by 1 person influencing a couple of very easily manipulated Moderators that don't know ALL that I gave Boston.com over the years, and How MUCH I trully care(d) about talking the Pats with my buddies there (teardrop)... Alright, this IS WHERE the Whining ends, Promise...
In ALL, Perhaps this is the way fortuity works... The odd and mercurial occurences of chance are strange in the sense that they start makin' sense, and ya wonder, 'Do things happen for a Reason', and further 'Is there a Design to it ALL?' Yea, I was an English and Philosophy/Linguistics dbl Major (stop laughing...I mean it lol) at UConn... You're probably sayin', "Thanx for obvious Laz, Do You have any more 'hot-tips? Don't look Directly into the Sun, perchance? (just saying that I'm sure ya could tell by the previous go-nowhere cryptic quote of mine? lol)"...
Anyway, that's a 2 minute History of the Past 2 Days... Gotta know, 'ANYONE out there in cyber-space showin' a lil' Love for a fellow Pat-Fan, OR Am I dancin' ALL by myself now... In ALL, I'd like to feel Welcome here, and I Promise that I'll do my best to #1 Give great insight on the Patriots, #2 Be a nice, nice person (except to Trolls, which I promise again, You'll LOVE to see how and where I get those creative juices flowing when someone is bad-mouthin' Our Babies (that would be 'the Patriots' that I'm talkin' about for the slower Colt's Fans to catch up with me here)... AND #3 I ABSOLUTELY Promise that I'll use ALL my creative instincts to amuse in a good, positive and very entertaining manner (for those English Majors out there, I'm a cross-breed of Kurt Vonnegut, Franz Kafka, and Editorialist David Berry meets the Pats (which makes for a very UGLY child (@ 32 I wanna be forever young), with a good high jump))...
If Anything, or ANY Response, I Would really like to know very simply, 'How ya guys like it here?' I already Love the Layout...
So, I don't know, again-Hail Mary...Here goes nothin'...
Thoughts ANYONE?
