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That had me laughing. Doesn't sound like too bad of an idea.
 
Also check out the article about God asking Kitna about Brady...
 
Who knows the pats just might draft mcfadden with the #6 pick (in the first round)
 
" God Asks Jon Kitna If He Knows Tom Brady


DETROIT--Lions QB Jon Kitna admitted today that he was offended after God interrupted him mid-prayer to ask him if he knew Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.
“Wow that was inappropriate,” Kitna said afterward. “I mean I’m in the middle of a prayer. Couldn’t that have waited until after I was done? Couldn’t he have at least pretended to be listening to me? Anyway, I told him I knew Tom and he was a pretty nice guy, and he said, ‘I knew it. He seems like a cool guy when they interview him on TV.’ Then I’m like ‘Can I finish my prayer now?’ and he’s like ‘Go nuts,’ but I could tell he wasn’t interested.”
Later, Kitna contacted Brady to tell him God was asking about him, to which Brady responded “Who?”
 
McFadden and Maroney and Faulk with Moss still with us would be unbeatable, oh like now!
 
The Brushback is too awesome..... :rocker:

“We just needed some depth at running back and we went out and made a deal,” he said in his usual monotone. “That’s it. There’s not much else to say about it. Right now we’re just focused on our next opponent, the Baltimore Ravens. They’ve got a good team over there. Tough team. Anybody have any questions about the Ravens? No. Well eat ****, then.

I'd love to hear him say this at a press conference as a response to things like an undefeated season, cameragate, etc.

Regards,
Chris
 
...or how about:

"Eagles Celebrate Inspirational Point Spread Covering"

Great satire!
 
Testaverde suffers pre-concussion syndrome.:D
 
This one has kind of a dumb premise, but there are some damn funny lines in it.

Just look at David Carr. He’s suffered from pre-concussion syndrome, concussions, and post concussion syndrome, and now we can’t tell what he has. Though it’s probably pre-concussion syndrome because I’m about five minutes from bashing his head in.

“Our depth at the QB position isn’t great right now,” said Fox. “After David and Matt it’s kind of a black hole. Actually, before David and Matt it’s a black hole. During David and Matt it’s a black hole, too. After David and Matt it’s just a lot of DeShaun Foster running, which is somehow even less appealing. Maybe we should just cancel the game and entertain the fans with Steve Smith catching balls from a passing machine.”

:rofl: :rofl:
 
"As for the Razorbacks, they get a pick in the NFL draft, which is a huge coup if you're a college team.”

:rofl:

Indeed!
 
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