Tom Brady pitching snake oil

borg said:

Brady chose Phil for a reason. I suspect Phil and Tompa are about to announce a joint collaboration.....

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iapatsfan said:

3 Criteria to 100% Guarantee You're a Tool

1. Use the word "triggered".
2. The name Tony.
3. Photo of another grown man as your avatar. A little creepy for a non-child.

*You may be able to get away with any one of these things individually, maybe even two, but a combination of all three?

At some point in your life you have to start trying.

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iapatsfan said:

3 Criteria to 100% Guarantee You're a Tool

1. Use the word "triggered".
2. The name Tony.
3. Photo of another grown man as your avatar. A little creepy for a non-child.

*You may be able to get away with any one of these things individually, maybe even two, but a combination of all three?

At some point in your life you have to start trying.

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IllegalContact said:

right......he's playing for the money.....and to spread his brand down in Florida

Everything is different for him there......even gronk

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TB_Helmet said:

I agree. How obsessed do you have to be to have a picture of a New England Patriots player as your avatar on a New England Patriots message board? Some people are just freaks.

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Tony2046 said:

You're gagging Shucky.

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IllegalContact said:

that's funny coming from Iowa

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iapatsfan said:

Says the "guy" with another grown man as his avatar.

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Tony2046 said:

Shucky, please do better.

But since I have your attention, what's the average kernel count on a cob?

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iapatsfan said:

It depends on a number of factors.

Question back at you...How much do you have to absolutely love a guy to select him as your avatar? I find it strange, but I'm trying to understand how somebody over the age of 12 does that. Curious.

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Teej said:

Something positive about Brady?

His budding man-boobs are doing a good job for the training bra industry:

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amfootball said:

Right. Because his entire career in NE was about rings and not money, brand at all. Not sure why it is so hard for people to accept that his decision was based on multiple things of which NE came far short when compared to Tampa.

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iapatsfan said:

Question about your updated photo...what if you were outraged by neither one?

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PatsWSB47 said:

Now you're just being a dpsht. How is it possible you and your ilk have been Patriots fans for the past 20 years with a bad person quarterback on the team? You guys deserve what's coming for the next 20 years.

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Teej said:

LOL! If you haven't noticed in the last twenty years...it's a "what-have-you-done-lately" league... He's dead to me now just like players on other teams, and I reserve the right to knock him in any way I like.

I won't quibble with you if you want to sing his praises as a Buc now.

Disclaimer, I don't mean actually dead nor do I wish him or any other player harm.

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Teej said:

LOL! If you haven't noticed in the last twenty years...it's a "what-have-you-done-lately" league... He's dead to me now just like players on other teams, and I reserve the right to knock him in any way I like.

I won't quibble with you if you want to sing his praises as a Buc now.

Disclaimer, I don't mean actually dead nor do I wish him or any other player harm.

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Teej said:

Brady is the second coming of P.T. Barnum.

People are out of work and dying and Tone Deaf Tommy is pitching a $300K Escalade telling buyers it might reduce their "stress level" among other things.

“Parting ways with my Becker ESV won’t be easy. From day one it became my sanctuary from the outside noise,” the Tampa Bay Buccaneer star is quoted as saying in the listing. “I took pride in picking out all the customizations of the ESV; from the trim of the seats to the color of the rug. With such limited time in my busy schedule, the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down. I hope the next owner will take great care of her; she will always be a part of the Brady family.”

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Tony2046 said:

@iapatsfan , why do people in Iowa say dagnabbit?

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iapatsfan said:

Excellent question...not sure.

Now back to you. Does your family know you have a photo of a grown man as your avatar? Are they cool with it? Is it acceptable? I'm honestly curious.

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