Tom Brady pitching snake oil

1960Pats said:

Scientology might be a better choice.

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Personally I think it’s a 10 way tie for first place.

Tony2046 said:

How does this make any sense??? If he wins a lot it's not because he cares about football or winning??

He wants another ring. That's why he's still playing.

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Meh. He'd love another ring, but playing football right now is just an assignment he's got from the TB12 Strategic Plan.

betterthanthealternative said:

Meh. He'd love another ring, but playing football right now is just an assignment he's got from the TB12 Strategic Plan.

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LOL. No it's not.

TB_Helmet said:

Personally I think it’s a 10 way tie for first place.

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Faith and religion are fine. It's what some people do in the name of theirs that can be a problem.

borg said:

Why

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You don't know?

betterthanthealternative said:

Meh. He'd love another ring, but playing football right now is just an assignment he's got from the TB12 Strategic Plan.

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The TB12 thing is something he does to help him possibly achieve that goal but he definitely is playing to win another ring.

borg said:

Why

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Because there are people like the Tonester that would pay $500 to get a sniff of TB's hair. If he had the money, there's no telling what the Tonester would offer up for that car. Any "grown man" who uses the photo of another grown man as his avatar has some serious obsession issues.

Tony2046 said:

The TB12 thing is something he does to help him possibly achieve that goal but he definitely is playing to win another ring.

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he's playing for something else........otherwise, he'd still be here

IllegalContact said:

he's playing for something else........otherwise, he'd still be here

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Tampa gives him a better shot at a ring than us AND they gave him a fully guaranteed 2 yr contract.

PatsWSB47 said:

Yeah I'm not sure how I did that but when I think about it, it kind of fits. Your Brady takes are always negative to the point where it's like a broken record.....Brady bad, Brady Bad, Brady bad.....

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Something positive about Brady?

His budding man-boobs are doing a good job for the training bra industry:

iapatsfan said:

Because there are people like the Tonester that would pay $500 to get a sniff of TB's hair. If he had the money, there's no telling what the Tonester would offer up for that car. Any "grown man" who uses the photo of another grown man as his avatar has some serious obsession issues.

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The Shuckster is triggered. He's lashing out.

Tony2046 said:

The Shuckster is triggered. He's lashing out.

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3 Criteria to 100% Guarantee You're a Tool

1. Use the word "triggered".
2. The name Tony.
3. Photo of another grown man as your avatar. A little creepy for a non-child.

*You may be able to get away with any one of these things individually, maybe even two, but a combination of all three?

At some point in your life you have to start trying.

amfootball said:

LOL. No it's not.

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Tony2046 said:

The TB12 thing is something he does to help him possibly achieve that goal but he definitely is playing to win another ring.

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You guys are living in Fanboy City where athletes are motivated with competitive purity.

With Brady, everything changed when he and his wife formed up Brady-Bunchen Inc. Actually, it was Bunchen-Brady Inc.

Football, like modeling, selling clothes, selling TB stuff, all is in service to a bigger plan. Plus he grew up. That kind of "football competition is everything" is the stuff of childhood, and one of the signs that an athlete has moved from adolescence into adulthood is that they can turn it on and off in service of their life goals.

Tony2046 said:

You don't know?

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3+ year old vehicle with no likely warrant due to extreme customization....
I guess only an extreme Tompa fanboy who wants to get a sniff of Guerrero’s stress reduction mobile work space would pay double real value for the privilege.
Maybe Tompa included a lifetime supply of concussion water and TB12 Vitalfit Protect capsules.

Teej said:

Something positive about Brady?

His budding man-boobs are doing a good job for the training bra industry:

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Brady chose Phil for a reason. I suspect Phil and Tompa are about to announce a joint collaboration.....

amfootball said:

Tampa gives him a better shot at a ring than us AND they gave him a fully guaranteed 2 yr contract.

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right......he's playing for the money.....and to spread his brand down in Florida

Everything is different for him there......even gronk

TB_Helmet said:

Personally I think it’s a 10 way tie for first place.

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I think that there is like 500 world religions, when you count all of the subdivisions such as the many flavors of Christianity.

Which is why when one of my social media friends starts on a "we need to put prayer back in public schools" argument, I say "Fine. We will rotate, one prayer every school day, for all religions. Your prayer will come up every three years or so, so your kid should try not to miss that day"

Then suddenly the argument becomes quite obviously not about "prayer in schools" but rather about "my prayer, the type that I want, every day, in every school".

borg said:

3+ year old vehicle with no likely warrant due to extreme customization....
I guess only an extreme Tompa fanboy who wants to get a sniff of Guerrero’s stress reduction mobile work space would pay double real value for the privilege.
Maybe Tompa included a lifetime supply of concussion water and TB12 Vitalfit Protect capsules.

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Those extreme fanboys exist.

amfootball said:

Yep. He is the only QB in the history of the game to start all 16 games at age 42 and also the first QB to get a fully guaranteed two year contract when he will turn 43. He can pretty much pitch anything he wants. He is the ultimate case study.

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I also believe that he saw what the Saints did for Drew Brees and now doesn't want to retire before he does, if at all possible...

iapatsfan said:

Because there are people like the Tonester that would pay $500 to get a sniff of TB's hair. If he had the money, there's no telling what the Tonester would offer up for that car. Any "grown man" who uses the photo of another grown man as his avatar has some serious obsession issues.

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I agree. How obsessed do you have to be to have a picture of a New England Patriots player as your avatar on a New England Patriots message board? Some people are just freaks.