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Brady is the second coming of P.T. Barnum.
People are out of work and dying and Tone Deaf Tommy is pitching a $300K Escalade telling buyers it might reduce their "stress level" among other things.
“Parting ways with my Becker ESV won’t be easy. From day one it became my sanctuary from the outside noise,” the Tampa Bay Buccaneer star is quoted as saying in the listing. “I took pride in picking out all the customizations of the ESV; from the trim of the seats to the color of the rug. With such limited time in my busy schedule, the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down. I hope the next owner will take great care of her; she will always be a part of the Brady family.”
Did he really write that? Damn maybe he is starting to go off the rails a bit.