OT: Earl Thomas gets caught cheating, wife held him at gun point

farn · May 7, 2020

The best part is at the end of the TMZ article when Thomas asks the public for prayers instead of judgement because « these things happen » and they are just trying to live their best lives...

Maybe I’m in the minority, but wild orgies that end at (loaded) gunpoint don’t just « happen » to me... I’m so lame.

Ras-IR Dowling · May 7, 2020

farn said:
The best part is at the end of the TMZ article when Thomas asks the public for prayers instead of judgement because « these things happen » and they are just trying to live their best lives...

Maybe I’m in the minority, but wild orgies that end at (loaded) gunpoint don’t just « happen » to me... I’m so lame.

Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

farn · May 7, 2020

Ras-IR Dowling said:
Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

There are so many candidates for « worst part ». It’s a futile exercice to try and rank at this point.

These are the guys we expect will isolate for months on a bubble ? Haha. Fauci will need to outline procedures for side chicks.

FirstAndGoal · May 7, 2020

He's just lucky he wasn't jogging in Georgia.

PatsWSB47 · May 7, 2020

farn said:
The best part is at the end of the TMZ article when Thomas asks the public for prayers instead of judgement because « these things happen » and they are just trying to live their best lives...

Maybe I’m in the minority, but wild orgies that end at (loaded) gunpoint don’t just « happen » to me... I’m so lame.

Prude!

Vatahala · May 7, 2020

Ras-IR Dowling said:
Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

As long as no swords were crossed I'm ok with it.

Bill Lee · May 7, 2020

AQPE said:
“Today, I became a Raven!”

And if she would have shot him, she would have become a Raven too!

A Defiant Goose · May 7, 2020

Galeb said:
Fortunately, she left the safety on.

oh come on

farn · May 7, 2020

A Defiant Goose said:
oh come on

Perhaps he crossed the line with that comment, but I think you forgot the obscure rule :

21.3.c « Any player caught in a threesome with a sibling is open to all ridicule, regardless of harshness. »

Ladypatsfan · May 7, 2020

Men !

A Defiant Goose · May 7, 2020

farn said:
Perhaps he crossed the line with that comment, but I think you forgot the obscure rule :

21.3.c « Any player caught in a threesome with a sibling is open to all ridicule, regardless of harshness. »

It was harmless til I realized it was a god damn pun!

Palm Beach Pats Fan · May 7, 2020

that's so Raven....

Koma · May 7, 2020

There's a good "Legion of Boom" joke to be made about this situation, but I can't come up with one.

102 Pat · May 7, 2020

Delicate Genius said:

Looks like they were going for a two point conversion...

Ras-IR Dowling · May 7, 2020

“Penalty. Too many men on the field.”

102 Pat said:
Looks like they were going for a two point conversion...

PATSYLICIOUS · May 7, 2020

patman12 said:
So.....not socially distancing.

if corona is all that he catches he should consider himself lucky

102 Pat · May 7, 2020

Koma said:
There's a good "Legion of Boom" joke to be made about this situation, but I can't come up with one.

signbabybrady · May 7, 2020

AQPE said:
“Today, I became a Raven!”

That's nothing by Raven standards

Ladypatsfan said:
Men !

I takes two to ....... Errr 3....ok proceed.

slam · May 7, 2020

Ras-IR Dowling said:
Worst part of this one was hearing of the threesome with his own brother.

Just heeding Cris Carter's advice and bringing a fall guy.

slam · May 7, 2020

Of course, it's only the second most embarrassing thing to happen to Earl Thomas this year.

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