PatJew Where Are You - The PatJew Thread.

IcyPatriot said:

He assured me that he has not left ... all I can say ... convo was private.

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Nu, an extended Shabbat-ical?

I remember a game thread once where Wilfork delivered a particularly devastating shot on what I believe was some poor, unsuspecting Bills receiver.

Patjew commented that if he'd been hit that hard his whole family would have fell down.

Only time on here I've ever spit out my drink from laughing. Hope he reports back by training camp.

Bill Lee said:

On the third day he will rise again, according to the scripture....

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Wait. I'm confused. Would that mean he'd have to change his name to PatJesus6?

Tony2046 said:

Wait. I'm confused. Would that mean he'd have to change his name to PatJesus6?

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*Coughs* Jesus was a Jew.

KontradictioN said:

*Coughs* Jesus was a Jew.

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I thought he was a carpenter.

Clonamery said:

I thought he was a carpenter.

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No. He was a Jew. I had breakfast with him one time and he didn’t reach for his wallet when the bill came. He was very polite as well.

KontradictioN said:

*Coughs* Jesus was a Jew.

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Wow. Who knew?

Tony2046 said:

Wow. Who knew?

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Now you do. I’ll let you off light since you’re doing His work with the Garoppolite thread. Hosannah in the highest, my son.

KontradictioN said:

No. He was a Jew. I had breakfast with him one time and he didn’t reach for his wallet when the bill came. He was very polite as well.

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Fnord is going to need evidence from the mohel.

IcyPatriot said:

He assured me that he has not left ... all I can say ... convo was private.

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Damn, I thought I'd learned my lesson back in 2011 ( 2011 end times prediction - Wikipedia ) ...

Tony2046 said:

Wait. I'm confused. Would that mean he'd have to change his name to PatJesus6?

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Nah, he'll prove that Jesus guy was a fraud, his people were right to be waiting for the true Messiah, and we'll all switch over to worshiping PatJew.

KontradictioN said:

No. He was a Jew. I had breakfast with him one time and he didn’t reach for his wallet when the bill came. He was very polite as well.

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Wait a sec. what about all their hits: We’ve Only Just Begun; Top of the World; Close to You; Superstar; For All We Know; Hurting Each Other; Love Me for What I Am.

Jesus was definitely a carpenter.

Bill Lee said:

Damn, I thought I'd learned my lesson back in 2011 ( 2011 end times prediction - Wikipedia ) ...


Nah, he'll prove that Jesus guy was a fraud, his people were right to be waiting for the true Messiah, and we'll all switch over to worshiping PatJew.

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I thought when being reborn on the Patsfans site you needed to add a 6 to your name.

Patjew6?

KontradictioN said:

*Coughs* Jesus was a Jew.

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Shouldn't that be present tense? He is supposed to come back, right?

Clonamery said:

I thought he was a carpenter.

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I heard that he makes a mean coffee table.

KontradictioN said:

*Coughs* Jesus was a Jew.

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Why did he cough? Was it from sawdust while doing carpentry? It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.

supafly said:

I heard that he makes a mean coffee table.

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Tunescribe said:

Why did he cough? Was it from sawdust while doing carpentry? It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.

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Your material is pretty bad in the morning. Maybe try again later after a good breakfast.

Crononaut said:

I remember a game thread once where Wilfork delivered a particularly devastating shot on what I believe was some poor, unsuspecting Bills receiver.

Patjew commented that if he'd been hit that hard his whole family would have fell down.

Only time on here I've ever spit out my drink from laughing. Hope he reports back by training camp.

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KontradictioN said:

Your material is pretty bad in the morning. Maybe try again later after a good breakfast.

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Your view of my material lacks appreciation in the morning. Maybe try again after a cup or two of coffee.

I'm sticking with my theory that fnord is PatJew's alter ego poster. We aren't "missing" Patjew so much as one of his personalities has been pushed out of the picture by the other. This is just bullying. PatJew will be found tied up in a digital closet with some slightly twisted joke pinned to his chest.

Has anyone here ever seen them together, same place, same time? Prove me wrong.