This latest loss is on me.

1960Pats said:

I know a lot of you want to blame injuries, bad play calling, poor receiving options and everything else under the sun for this latest playoff loss, but I have to come clean now.

Back in August we sold our house and stored most of our belongings in Charlestown MA with a moving and storage company named Stairhoppers (I would never recommend them to anyone btw) and one of the things that got packed away was my lucky playoff sweatshirt. That's the one that I bought in Cleveland at Belichick's first game back there as Pats HC in 2000. It has a much better playoff record than Tom Brady.

What I never realized could happen was that we'd still be looking around for a new home to purchase in January and that my lucky sweatshirt could be locked up for the playoffs. My sincerest apologies go out to all of Pats fandom for my horrible mistake.

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1960Pats said:

I know a lot of you want to blame injuries, bad play calling, poor receiving options and everything else under the sun for this latest playoff loss, but I have to come clean now.

Back in August we sold our house and stored most of our belongings in Charlestown MA with a moving and storage company named Stairhoppers (I would never recommend them to anyone btw) and one of the things that got packed away was my lucky playoff sweatshirt. That's the one that I bought in Cleveland at Belichick's first game back there as Pats HC in 2000. It has a much better playoff record than Tom Brady.

What I never realized could happen was that we'd still be looking around for a new home to purchase in January and that my lucky sweatshirt could be locked up for the playoffs. My sincerest apologies go out to all of Pats fandom for my horrible mistake.

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KontradictioN said:

This is killing me because I’m unable to solve the problem. How does it have a better playoff record than Brady when you bought it in 2000?

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KontradictioN said:

This is killing me because I’m unable to solve the problem. How does it have a better playoff record than Brady when you bought it in 2000?

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varjao said:

Probably he didn't use it in other losses so it doesn't add to the jerseys record.

So actually he revealed to be responsible for other playoff losses, I think we have a big problem here gentleman.

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KontradictioN said:

If true, he’s off to the firing squad.

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1960Pats said:

I know a lot of you want to blame injuries, bad play calling, poor receiving options and everything else under the sun for this latest playoff loss, but I have to come clean now.

Back in August we sold our house and stored most of our belongings in Charlestown MA with a moving and storage company named Stairhoppers (I would never recommend them to anyone btw) and one of the things that got packed away was my lucky playoff sweatshirt. That's the one that I bought in Cleveland at Belichick's first game back there as Pats HC in 2000. It has a much better playoff record than Tom Brady.

What I never realized could happen was that we'd still be looking around for a new home to purchase in January and that my lucky sweatshirt could be locked up for the playoffs. My sincerest apologies go out to all of Pats fandom for my horrible mistake.

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KontradictioN said:

This is killing me because I’m unable to solve the problem. How does it have a better playoff record than Brady when you bought it in 2000?

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varjao said:

Probably he didn't use it in other losses so it doesn't add to the jerseys record. So actually he revealed to be responsible for other playoff losses, I think we have a big problem here gentleman.

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italian pat patriot said:

Where is the t shirt now ?

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italian pat patriot said:

Where is the t shirt now ?

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1960Pats said:

The sweatshirt is packed in a plastic container in a storage facility in Charlestown MA.

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Tunescribe said:

You asked the wrong question. He said he bought the sweatshirt IN Cleveland AT the game. You need to know if it was a Cleveland Browns sweatshirt and if not, how/why he bought a Patriots sweatshirt there. (Visiting team's gear normally isn't sold in a home stadium. Was it contraband?). You also need to know if he traveled from New England to Cleveland for that game. Use your damn head.

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KontradictioN said:

This is killing me because I’m unable to solve the problem. How does it have a better playoff record than Brady when you bought it in 2000?

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Clonamery said:

I think a fair punishment for you would be having to work on Elizabeth Warren’s campaign for say, 3 months. (Not a political commentary just an apt, painful punishment for this particular offender.)

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1960Pats said:

It's a Browns sweatshirt that I got in Cleveland and wore for the first dynasty playoff run but lost it during the Pats' bad playoff stretch. I then found it in time for the last successful playoff run. It has an incredible winning %. Better than Brady's.

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Tunescribe said:

A few follow-up questions before we submit this case for resolution:

1). Were you a Browns fan/Cleveland-area resident at the time you bought the item?
2). If you were a Patriots fan, why did you buy a Browns sweatshirt?
3). Also if a Pats fan, did you travel to Cleveland for that game specifically?
4). What was the Pats' "bad playoff stretch" you refer to?
5). Was the sweatshirt ever laundered (spilled drinks, chip dip, etc.)?
6). How did you first lose the sweatshirt and where was it found?
7). Knowing the value and application of this item, why was it packed away?
8). Did you consider retrieving it from storage prior to this latest playoff loss?
9). Your acceptance of blame might mitigate your sentence if found guilty. What possible penalty would you deem fair?

Thanks.

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