VrabelJr
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Sad. I don't usually do this here on PatsFans, but for just this moment I'm going to open up to you all and share my greatest fear.
I fear nothing more than dying sitting on a toilet with my pants at my ankles. I cannot think of a more unflattering way to die. Just sitting there like a dope with my exposed thighs and (likely) flacid pen-WOAH-THERE'S-KIDS-ON-HERE-MAN on display for the world to see. I cannot think of a worse way to bite the dust. Having that happen in a port-o-potty would be so much worse.
I fear nothing more than dying sitting on a toilet with my pants at my ankles. I cannot think of a more unflattering way to die. Just sitting there like a dope with my exposed thighs and (likely) flacid pen-WOAH-THERE'S-KIDS-ON-HERE-MAN on display for the world to see. I cannot think of a worse way to bite the dust. Having that happen in a port-o-potty would be so much worse.