Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

Clonamery · Dec 5, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Tickets are only $109 to play ping pong and dance with the Jete!

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Wait, you have to pay them?

Ice_Ice_Brady · Dec 5, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Tickets are only $109 to play ping pong and dance with the Jete!

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Darnold’s girlfriend is in that first picture.

Vatahala · Dec 5, 2019

Those kids look so excited to be there, one smile amongst 11 kids.

Tunescribe · Dec 5, 2019

Vatahala said:
Those kids look so excited to be there, one smile amongst 11 kids.

That's because they know their fathers have forced them into a life of sorrowful masochism.

Bill Lee · Dec 6, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Tickets are only $109 to play ping pong and dance with the Jete!

Joe Namath has a kissing booth set up in the corner!

Vatahala · Dec 6, 2019

Brett Favre is autographing pictures of his penis.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Dec 6, 2019

Thursday Night Football promo for next week was awesome.

Showed Lamar Jackson and gushed about how awesome he is...about 30 seconds of highlights of his runs, the Ravens domination, their quest for offensive records, #1 seed etc. Then at the end, they show a picture of Sam Darnold for about two seconds and say “as they take on the Jets.” Then there’s several seconds of silence where you’re expecting them to say something, anything, about the Jets, Darnold, etc., even something like “trying to be spoilers.” But just silence. Screen pans to Jets at Ravens TNF Football again and then commercial ends.

1960Pats · Dec 6, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
Thursday Night Football promo for next week was awesome.

Showed Lamar Jackson and gushed about how awesome he is...about 30 seconds of highlights of his runs, the Ravens domination, their quest for offensive records, #1 seed etc. Then at the end, they show a picture of Sam Darnold for about two seconds and say “as they take on the Jets.” Then there’s several seconds of silence where you’re expecting them to say something, anything, about the Jets, Darnold, etc., even something like “trying to be spoilers.” But just silence. Screen pans to Jets at Ravens TNF Football again and then commercial ends.

I'm sorry I missed that.

Bill Lee · Dec 7, 2019

Vatahala said:
Brett Favre is autographing pictures of his penis.

I'll bet that is just as overrated as his career!

Ring 6 · Dec 7, 2019

farn said:
Losing to Cincy (especially by that amount) is beyond ridiculous. The Flores/Fitz combo should beat them when they meet.

AGAIN

Bill Lee · Dec 7, 2019

Ring 6 said:
AGAIN

A stat I heard on a podcast this week: Da Jete did not make it into the Bungles red zone once last week. Not once.

Ring 6 · Dec 7, 2019

Bill Lee said:
A stat I heard on a podcast this week: Da Jete did not make it into the Bungles red zone once last week. Not once.

That’s embarrassing

Tunescribe · Dec 7, 2019

Bill Lee said:
A stat I heard on a podcast this week: Da Jete did not make it into the Bungles red zone once last week. Not once.

Yeah, that all-night celebration after beating Oakland last week (which included a drunken Darnit hooking up with a "girl") took its toll.

Interesting that both Levon Belch and Jamal "Punk" Adams probably won't play tomorrow after both were controversial news stories this week. It was speculated that Levon won't return next year and Jerry Jones has tampered with Adams causing his relationship with the Jete to sour. Belch missed practices with illness and Punk has a bad ankle.

I think Miami beats them again.

Joker · Dec 7, 2019

Adams IS a real POS punk...perfect Rat

FCB02062 · Dec 7, 2019

Last four games...

NYJ 3-1
NE 2-2

Jets offense over 30 points 3 times
Patriots offense over 30 points 0 times

Just sayin'

pazrul72 · Dec 7, 2019

FCB02062 said:
Last four games...

NYJ 3-1
NE 2-2

Jets offense over 30 points 3 times
Patriots offense over 30 points 0 times

Just sayin'

Pats 10-2, Jets planning for the draft. Pats 6 SBs, Jets 1 massively overhyped lucky ass win 50 years ago. Pitchers and catchers report in 6 weeks. Just sayin’

Tunescribe · Dec 7, 2019

FCB02062 said:
Last four games...

NYJ 3-1
NE 2-2

Jets offense over 30 points 3 times
Patriots offense over 30 points 0 times

Just sayin'

You are "just sayin'" as in, talking out of your ass. You'd make a perfect Jete fan.

Tony2046 · Dec 8, 2019

Tunescribe said:
You are "just sayin'" as in, talking out of your ass. You'd make a perfect Jete fan.

He is a Jete fan.

Just sayin.

Joker · Dec 8, 2019

who are YOU? Tony Two Times????

Joker · Dec 8, 2019

FCB musta been "seeing ghosts" when he wandered in here...

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