Alamo's Predict The Score Predict the Score Contest, Week 14 KC @ NE

New England Mother Fing Patriots on the Fing Warpath: 30
Queefs: 23

Pats 29
Chiefs 13

Patriots - 34
Arrowheads - 17

God this hurts ...

Patriots 23

Chiefs 38

Chiefs 35 Patriots 10

Patriots 27

Chiefs 24

Champs 28, Chiefs 23

NE - 27
KC -23

Pat's 31
Field tips 28

31-24, Chiefs. I'll start believing in this offense when I see it.

Cheeves 24
Patriots 21

Pats 24
KC 21

KC 31
NE 16

We're missing an XP because whatever is after Kai Whorebath is either still gimpy or just plain unknown. However, he's hitting a field goal. Paradoxically, the longer of his two attempts.

Yes, this was written on 12/5.

Most likely this will not be an amazing fact, but just in case.

Patriots 34

Chefs 30

24-23 P-men

Patriots 24

What’s the plural of papoose... papooses? Papice? Papinos? Ah, who knows...

Indian Baby-Men 20

I would prefer to be wrong, mind you.

Patriots - 33
Chiefs - 19

I predict that the Chiefs forfeit the game because they lose their baggage in Newark.

Or, the Patriots defense is going to ruin the Chiefs day.

Patriots 20
Chiefs 19

KC 13
NE 28