Uh Oh - - Pats Got the Cowboy Flu.........

QuantumMechanic · Nov 28, 2019

kennyb said:
Are they saying "flu" in a generic sense? Flu will knock someone out for more than a day or two.

Maybe they just mean a stomach bug or something.

Agreed. I wish writers would be more precise. It’s a big difference.

PatsBoy12 · Nov 28, 2019

Did people in this thread forget the weather they played in on Sunday?

VrabelJr · Nov 28, 2019

Hopefully it’s not the Cowboy flu that destines you for mediocrity for multiple decades

chris_in_sunnyvale · Nov 28, 2019

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Biffins · Nov 28, 2019

KontradictioN said:
You know who doesn’t have the flu?

Antonio Brown. Sign the healthy beast.

My man!!

sb1 · Nov 28, 2019

AngryKoala said:
I don't think you can blame the kids when their father insists on mouth kissing them. Maybe switching to a forehead kiss would be more appropriate socially and health wise.

Terrible post dude.

Uptown · Nov 28, 2019

IcyPatriot · Nov 28, 2019

Convoy participant leaving for Houston ......

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QuantumMechanic · Nov 28, 2019

UptownPatsFan said:

If they’re coming back that relatively fast it’s probably noro or a bad cold. Influenza will put you down longer than that.

dannydyn · Nov 28, 2019

Bad poopies

IcyPatriot · Nov 28, 2019

Do players wear adult Depends?

Soliel · Nov 28, 2019

I knew this would happen

dannydyn · Nov 28, 2019

Personally I think it's the common cold after the cowboys game. That was a nasty weather to play in. One got sick, kissed the rest of the team, and the rest is history.

BTTA · Nov 28, 2019

Why are there multiple theories on how they got sick? The Cowboys came to town with a bunch of players infected with some virus. There's a ton of fluid exchange on a football field, in the form of microdroplets. If the Pats didn't get sick, it would be remarkable.

The issue is: what was it? Based on how the Cowboys are playing right now, you'd think they were still sick a week later. Let's hope that's not what it is.

PatsFanInVa · Nov 28, 2019

rare outbreak of contagious appendicitis

Soliel · Nov 28, 2019

betterthanthealternative said:
Why are there multiple theories on how they got sick? The Cowboys came to town with a bunch of players infected with some virus. There's a ton of fluid exchange on a football field, in the form of microdroplets. If the Pats didn't get sick, it would be remarkable.

The issue is: what was it? Based on how the Cowboys are playing right now, you'd think they were still sick a week later. Let's hope that's not what it is.

By the way they played makes me think of typhoid

Oswlek · Nov 28, 2019

IcyPatriot said:
Do players wear adult Depends?

It depends.

Thank you, I'll be here all night!

DaBruinz · Nov 28, 2019

QuantumMechanic said:
If they’re coming back that relatively fast it’s probably noro or a bad cold. Influenza will put you down longer than that.

HUH? Flu puts you down for 2 days if you take the meds within the first 2 days..

BTTA · Nov 28, 2019

DaBruinz said:
HUH? Flu puts you down for 2 days if you take the meds within the first 2 days..

So take tamaflu at hour 47, be fine by hour 49?

Nikolai · Nov 29, 2019

IcyPatriot said:
Do players wear adult Depends?

Could just do what they did at Agincourt...go pantsless. If the whole team does it, then it's uniform...right?

The Time English Soldiers went to Battle without Pants, and Won

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