Flu going around the Cowboys

Link:

https://nesn.com/2019/11/cowboys-players-dealing-with-flu-ahead-of-week-12-game-vs-patriots/

Better not spread it to our team!

sb1 said:

Link:
https://nesn.com/2019/11/cowboys-players-dealing-with-flu-ahead-of-week-12-game-vs-patriots/
Cowboys Players Dealing With Flu Ahead Of Week 12 Game Vs. Patriots

Better not spread it to our team!

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Sadly, it's unavoidable.

Built in excuse. "We would have won but we all had the flu!"

sb1 said:

Link:
https://nesn.com/2019/11/cowboys-players-dealing-with-flu-ahead-of-week-12-game-vs-patriots/
Cowboys Players Dealing With Flu Ahead Of Week 12 Game Vs. Patriots

Better not spread it to our team!

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Nice.....

Bill, you evil genius you.

Kid~Brady said:

Bill, you evil genius you.

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Kid~Brady said:

Bill, you evil genius you.

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Yep. Then he ordered rain and wind

That’s a shame.

I wonder what meds Dak is on that prevents one from getting the flu?

The Pats had a dry cleaning company deliver fresh towels infected with multiple Flu virus. Word is that Bob Kraft paid a million bucks to a shady Houston lab to gain access to the medical cultures.

In wonder if it’s the real, respiratory disease or if it is “stomach flu” (in which case probably noro). Because if the former, the affected players will be subpar for a while even after “recovering”.

Star56 said:

The Pats had a dry cleaning company deliver fresh towels infected with multiple Flu virus. Word is that Bob Kraft paid a million bucks to a shady Houston lab to gain access to the medical cultures.

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If by lab you mean massage parlor ... I heard the same story

TB_Helmet said:

I wonder what meds Dak is on that prevents one from getting the flu?

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Tamiflu

ever notice Keith Richards never gets the flu?

Joker said:

ever notice Keith Richards never gets the flu?

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Immortality has its benefits!

QuantumMechanic said:

In wonder if it’s the real, respiratory disease or if it is “stomach flu” (in which case probably noro). Because if the former, the affected players will be subpar for a while even after “recovering”.

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I would assume the latter. If some of their players actually had "the flu" I am not sure they would be able to return from the locker room after half time.

Will this be shades of Donavan McNabb hurling all over the field against us in the SB?

Also, will Dak be breaking out his funky dance? Stay tuned!!

Perhaps, we jack their locker room up to 80+ degrees to cause them to cramp up like the Colts did to the Pats in the 2006 AFC Championship game. Curious how the Colts were never called cheaters for that maneuver.

Time to pile up snow behind the Cowboys bench.

I used to live in Texas. Water freezes at 50 degrees there.