WR Corps Name - "The Teens"?

ctpatsfan77 said:

Must . . . Resist . . . Bait . . .

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Jailbait?

“I hate you! *slams door*” is a better name for an all-teens WR Corp.

p8ryts said:

Please stop giving NAMES. It makes no sense. Maybe when they earn it. No names are deserved. The defense might have been premature also. Lets have a bigger sample. This stuff ranks up there with 19-0.

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What? Are you Shank from the Globe??? Afflicted with some midieval superstitions, much?? It's a freaking internet message board, not the Oxford Dictionary committee.

In the meantime, they all have numbers in teens. It was noted. Calm down, have a seltzer and don't be so afraid of shadows.

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VrabelJr said:

“I hate you! *slams door*” is a better name for an all-teens WR Corp.

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LOL.

Given that they work during the week against the Boogeymen, practices are like Teen Horror Movies! ("Hey Jules, don't hide behind the chainsaws!!!!!")



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shmessy said:

What? Are you Shank from the Globe??? Afflicted with some midieval superstitions, much?? It's a freaking internet message board, not the Oxford Dictionary committee.

In the meantime, they all have numbers in teens. It was noted. Calm down, have a seltzer and don't be so afraid of shadows.

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Nothing to do with superstition, just plain old common sense.

borg said:

Eleventeen is on pace for 112 catches

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This sent me to the stats page.

National Football League Stats - by Player Category | NFL.com

Jules is third in receptions and even averaging more YPC than the #2, De-Andre Hopkins. Not bad. Though I think fewer receptions for him the rest of the way might be good for him and the team (i.e. more for others = better offense).

Yawn...no where near good enough to receiver any nickname

p8ryts said:

Please stop giving NAMES. It makes no sense. Maybe when they earn it. No names are deserved. The defense might have been premature also. Lets have a bigger sample. This stuff ranks up there with 19-0.

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Got it:

The "We don't have stupid nicknames for segments of position players on our team because A) They're stupid [see Redskins] and B) We are and always will be, at least under Bill Belichick, a TEAM spelled T-E-A-M first and always, and no one player is more important than another.'s"

shmessy said:

I dunno, has this been mentioned?

11 - Edelman
13 - Dorsett
14 - Sanu
15 - Harry
16 - Meyers

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Since we're going corny here ... how about Shemp.

Let’s name the offensive line. I think they deserve a name.

aluminum seats said:

Let’s name the offensive line. I think they deserve a name.

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The ReTreads.

shmessy said:

LOL.

Given that they work during the week against the Boogeymen, practices are like Teen Horror Movies! ("Hey Jules, don't hide behind the chainsaws!!!!!")



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This reminds me, whoever is writing the commercials for Dos Equis (the ones with the father and son fishing) needs a raise. That is peak slapstick.

p8ryts said:

Please stop giving NAMES. It makes no sense. Maybe when they earn it. No names are deserved. The defense might have been premature also. Lets have a bigger sample. This stuff ranks up there with 19-0.

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"My lawn, get off!" - Yoda

Regards,
Chris

VrabelJr said:

“I hate you! *slams door*” is a better name for an all-teens WR Corp.

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Actually, that's the name for the receivers that aren't here anymore (Demaryius, Antonio, Josh...)

What is up with WR’s picking in the teens?

TheRainMaker said:

What is up with WR’s picking in the teens?

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Those are the "tight" numbers. (Shout out to the hilarity here from TC '06 - Chad Jackson Era.....)

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p8ryts said:

Please stop giving NAMES. It makes no sense. Maybe when they earn it. No names are deserved. The defense might have been premature also. Lets have a bigger sample. This stuff ranks up there with 19-0.

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Olszewski is kinda on the outside looking in, so perhaps they didn't let him take #19.

So I propose "The Mean Teens"!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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