Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

Boomer B said:

Let’s all pick one picture, meme, or gif that represents the Jets season so far. Here’s my entry:

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Look on the bright side Jete fans. You don't have a lot of higher picks to blow on stiffs this year. You gave up a bunch of them to move up three spots and grab Mono Man.

Maybe Jete fans should do what the rest of us do and bet against da Jete so they can pay off their PSLs?

We do know the Cowboys are going to beat them by 9 or more, it's as close to a sure thing we can get, right?

Unless Dak Prescott lip locks with a teenage girl, boy or farm animal and gets mono, of course.

Looks like I should have locked in the 8.5 points when I had the chance:







At least those Jete players are saving themselves for the time they can play for a better organization.

Bill Lee said:

Looks like I should have locked in the 8.5 points when I had the chance:

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Lock it in as long as the spread doesn't move past 12-1/2...Cowboys want to make an impression after such a sloppy loss at home to GB, so look for them to score a lot of meaningless points vs da hapless Jete...

Can't wait to see Spleenboy and friends get pummeled Sunday by Dallas.

Tunescribe said:

Can't wait to see Spleenboy and friends get pummeled Sunday by Dallas.

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Then get pummeled by the Patriots a week from Monday!

Bill Lee said:

Then get pummeled by the Patriots a week from Monday!

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Not if Brady keeps showing his age like he did last night.

JetFan79 said:

Not if Brady keeps showing his age like he did last night.

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Defense will outscore the Jets offense

SBLIII said:

Defense will outscore the Jets offense

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Possibly. Especially if Mosely plays.

Its starting to smell in this thread. Is there a jete nearby?

JetFan79 said:

Not if Brady keeps showing his age like he did last night.

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Pats offensive output last night: 21 points
Jets offensive output this entire season: 16 points

slam said:

Pats offensive output last night: 21 points
Jets offensive output this entire season: 16 points

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Pats offensive output with backup QB playing?

1 series, negative 7 points.

JetFan79 said:

Not if Brady keeps showing his age like he did last night.

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Winning 35-14 against a NJ team never gets old.

JetFan79 said:

Not if Brady keeps showing his age like he did last night.

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Yeah, the decrepit old coot threw for only 334 yards to eight different receivers including two rookies while rushing for two touchdowns.

JetFan79 said:

Pats offensive output with backup QB playing?

1 series, negative 7 points.

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Backup QBs starting in the Belichick era

2001: 11-3 + 3-0 playoffs, Super Bowl win
2008: 10-5
2015: 3-1

JetFan79 said:

Not if Brady keeps showing his age like he did last night.

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JetFan79 said:

Possibly. Especially if Mosely plays.

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JetFan79 said:

Pats offensive output with backup QB playing? 1 series, negative 7 points.

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The only REAL news you've been waiting for: she's limbering up for Sunday and your pain will be exquisite ...