Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Jets tackle: “We’re in the world of suck right now”

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Beachum was in the NFL for 7 years before signing with the Jete, if he didn't damn right well know he was in the suck the moment he did it then that proves he belongs there

maust1013 said:

Beachum was in the NFL for 7 years before signing with the Jete, if he didn't damn right well know he was in the suck the moment he did it then that proves he belongs there

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This leads into "the Jets Free Agency paradox" which states that any player that signs with them is, by nature, a complete moron and/or a mercenary who doesn't care about winning, since they signed with the Jets. So in other words, it's impossible for them to sign a free agent who isn't a moron and/or apathetic mercenary. If in player is in fact not a moron and cares about winning, but then signs with the Jets, you have the paradox.

Did anyone happen to notice that Falk went 20 for 25 198. Jets might have caught a break by Semian getting hurt.

You can’t make this up.

Beechum was being pushed around pretty mich all night. He was as responsible (or more) for the suck as much as anyone else,

The man responsible for potentially destroying TWO AFC East franchises.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

This leads into "the Jets Free Agency paradox" which states that any player that signs with them is, by nature, a complete moron and/or a mercenary who doesn't care about winning, since they signed with the Jets. So in other words, it's impossible for them to sign a free agent who isn't a moron and/or apathetic mercenary. If in player is in fact not a moron and cares about winning, but then signs with the Jets, you have the paradox.

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Joey007 said:

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You can’t make this up.

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How long until he requests a trade? NFL starting to become like the NBA.

Keyser Söze said:

How long until he requests a trade? NFL starting to become like the NBA.

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From a broad perspective, I hate this. NFL isn’t designed to be individualistic like the NBA.

JetFan79 said:

"This is out year"?

Did you think this was a year the Jets were contenders? I've heard that from literally no one.

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When considering claims of Jets fans, it's best to go back 2 years. Yes, sometimes over-optimism presents itself during the down times of the previous season or during the winning offseason. But true optimism for the Jets is always 2 years away. In this case, the lure of a top draft pick QB who is bound to be on the road to superstardom in his sophomore year. The chance to improve those (few?) weak spots with a couple of new draft classes.

Then reality sets in. The QB has underperformed. But there's hope - a small stretch of games near the end of the season can be taken out of context and made to look like he is indeed the savior! Until he plays the first week the next season.

The draft classes are so bad that the Jets have the fewest drafted players (15 according to MNF, 14 according to The Ringer) of any NFL team. And their 3rd round pick was almost inconceivably cut before the start of the seaon.

Remember, optimism is not for the current 2019 season or even the 2020 season. For the Jets fan, the true optimism is for the 2021 season.

And on it goes.

PatsFanInVa said:

If they're lucky.

Let the Trevor Siemian era begin.

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And let the Trevor Siemian era end.

TruthSeeker said:

When considering claims of Jets fans, it's best to go back 2 years. Yes, sometimes over-optimism presents itself during the down times of the previous season or during the winning offseason. But true optimism for the Jets is always 2 years away. In this case, the lure of a top draft pick QB who is bound to be on the road to superstardom in his sophomore year. The chance to improve those (few?) weak spots with a couple of new draft classes.

Then reality sets in. The QB has underperformed. But there's hope - a small stretch of games near the end of the season can be taken out of context and made to look like he is indeed the savior! Until he plays the first week the next season.

The draft classes are so bad that the Jets have the fewest drafted players (15 according to MNF, 14 according to The Ringer) of any NFL team. And their 3rd round pick was almost inconceivably cut before the start of the seaon.

Remember, optimism is not for the current 2019 season or even the 2020 season. For the Jets fan, the true optimism is for the 2021 season.

And on it goes.

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I dub thee " TruthSpeaker".

JetFan79 said:

I like the idea of a pissed off Sam.

Can Cali kids get pissed off?

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These days all he does is piss in a jar.

Joey007 said:

You can’t make this up.

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Jamal Adams unfollows Jets on Instagram says:

But here’s the reality: Players are realizing that they have power, and the better a player is, the more power he has. And with guys like Minkah Fitzpatrick getting traded by the Dolphins and Jalen Ramsey openly asking for a trade out of Jacksonville, other players will be inspired to make the same move.

With Adams, here’s the other reality: He’s not bashful. If he wants out of New York, he’ll quickly do more than play games on social media. He’ll make his wishes known.

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Another kick in the nuts for JeteFan6969?

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Jets tackle: “We’re in the world of suck right now”

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TFA says:

To add insult to the growing list of injuries, Odell Beckham Jr., made Gregg Williams look foolish after the defensive coordinator’s attempt to marginalize the game-breaking receiver in the run-up to the game. Williams took umbrage with the notion that the receiver was “dynamic.”

Beckham, fuming for what he believed was a cheap shot ordered by Williams two years ago in a preseason game, made the Jets pay with a six-catch, 161-yard performance that included a — you guessed it — dynamic 89-yard catch-and-run touchdown late in the third quarter that cued the laugh track.

“He said that?” an incredulous Baker Mayfield said shaking his head after the game when told of Williams’ comments. “Jesus… Next question. Not a dynamic football player? Okay.”

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I think we have Crazy Mouth Williams to go with Crazy Eyes Gaze...

This thread now has competition. Jetnation has started it's own Jets Suck thread:

How is it possible the Jets suck every year

More proof of Jete Suckage from NFL.COM:

Jets bench $72 million CB Trumaine Johnson vs. Browns

slam said:

This thread now has competition. Jetnation has started it's own Jets Suck thread:

How is it possible the Jets suck every year

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It's called consistency.

JetFan79 said:

It's called consistency.

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yep, 51 years of it can't happen just by accident

Keyser Söze said:

How long until he requests a trade? NFL starting to become like the NBA.

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The league has only itself to blame if it does, because it allowed Leave-on Belch to become a free agent even though he didn't play in one damn game last season.

Good Luck Sunday Coach!