Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

reflexblue said:

This woman needs psychiatric help

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Of course she does -- she's a Jete fan.

StockingAnarchyNumber12 said:

MASSIVE MELTDOWN: Wow Gase does suck

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And a couple of weeks ago some national writers on yahoo i think said bug eyes gase was up and coming, he was going to do great things with the jete.

slam said:

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Jets fans. Smh. Probably chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes too.

reflexblue said:

And a couple of weeks ago some national writers on yahoo i think said bug eyes gase was up and coming, he was going to do great things with the jete.

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Its ironic. Gase is so full of himself, but has nothing to show for it. He is a terrible egotistical coach who frankly, is worse than I thought.

StockingAnarchyNumber12 said:

Its ironic. Gase is so full of himself, but has nothing to show for it. He is a terrible egotistical coach who frankly, is worse than I thought.

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Duning -kruger effect in action

Does Greg Williams know who OBJ is now? What a btch slapping if I’ve ever seen one.

StockingAnarchyNumber12 said:

MASSIVE MELTDOWN: Wow Gase does suck

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Here's one of the better posts: "I have an idea: Next home game they should wear these black unis again but turn out the lights so we can't see them."

Darnit getting mono probably has saved his coach a job. He has an excuse now for loosing. Pats fans couldn't be happier about that.

Adam Gase watching film of tonight’s game

Baker Mayfield was dogshit, and still the Jete got crushed. At home. By a team that's won 9 of their last 50 games. (2 of those wins are against the Jete at Jetlife)

13. Cover 13. He's literally the only player who could really hurt you on that offense. Couldn't even do that. Giving up a 90 yard TD pass on that play is inexcusable.

We're gonna see lots of spot screens next week. Could be fun.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Does Greg Williams know who OBJ is now? What a btch slapping if I’ve ever seen one.

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Williams isn't the type to admit his error. I suspect this week we'll hear him asking the press "Who's Tom Brady?"

He's either the most overconfident blowhard (probably) or is suffering from early onset dementia (unlikely, but it is good to be watchful for these tendencies).

Every day I’m thankful that I’m not a Jest fan.

I have a hard time seeing the Jets score this week.

Luke Falk drafted 199 overall and a tall lean pocket passer, weird.

I hyped this guy up big time during his sophomore season, he seemed to regress slightly throughout college. I'm looking forward to seeing him play next week. Cant lie, I hope he does mediocre.

TommyD4207 said:

13. Cover 13.

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Cover 13 is coincidentally what the JETE call their prevent defense. Fortunately, they're never ahead at the end of a game, so we never see the inevitable flag-fest from its use.

The upcoming JETE game is a trap. There is no way to "win," it's already penciled in. This is like the risk of falling asleep at the controls of a partially automated vehicle.

From Deadspin

As it would turn out, the foreboding tone that Joe Tessitore used when he described the Jets’ “very difficult stretch” was rather indicative of the how New York would play throughout the ensuing 60 minutes of game time. A lot could be written about the team’s porous offensive line, toothless passing attack, inconsistent defense and the psychotic coaching staff behind all of those things, but I’m going to focus on two plays in particular that show just how Jetsy the Jets got this evening.

Adam Gase as a HC of the NFL always seemed like a longshot, ever more today..

He sucked as a HC in Miami, so what could have the Jets been thinking??

OTOH the Jets continual floundering brings a smile and memories of all those Jets Fans who were hanging on to the memories of Broadway Joe in the 80's and 90's when they would come to work on Sunday in their puke green Jets "puff starter coats".. do not see much of Jets regalia much more, they have all faded away..

The Pats preseason has been extended to 7 weeks this year.

By Sunday at 4:15, the Pats will have scored 110 points and given up 3 in 3 games.

The only uncertainty vs the JESTs is how many TDs the Pats D will score this week.

Tb12goesinya said:

Luke Falk drafted 199 overall and a tall lean pocket passer, weird.

I hyped this guy up big time during his sophomore season, he seemed to regress slightly throughout college. I'm looking forward to seeing him play next week. Cant lie, I hope he does mediocre.

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He’ll likely be worse. He doesn’t have the arm to get the football outside the numbers. Teams will just cut off everything over the middle and force him to go that that way. The Jets’ receivers won’t be able to make the defense pay for that. This could very realistically be another shutout.