Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

slam said:

In all honesty, what would the line be if NYJ played @Miami this Sunday?

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Good question, but I think the Jete would win 2-0.

I think Buffalo will be a decent NFL Team they should get 4 wins alone playing the Jets and Booffins twice.

Just checked Las Vegas Insider and so far only 1 casino has changed the spread from Clev -2 1/2 to -6 1/2. The other 6 casinos must have alot of faith in Trevor Siemien.

Vatahala said:

Just checked Las Vegas Insider and so far only 1 casino has changed the spread from Clev -2 1/2 to -6 1/2. The other 6 casinos must have alot of faith in Trevor Siemien.

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Or an accurate opinion of Sam Darnold.

Good point.

Usually the Jete are better at spacing out their misery over the course of the season. This season they might've overdid it. They got to pace themselves. I'm worried for them.

Of course in 10 months we'll probably be hearing how great Darnold did at the end of the season to take the Jets from 2-10 to 5-11.

shmessy said:

Speaking of NY's MCI, here's his column this morning.

What if Bill Belichick is wrong about Demaryius Thomas?

"......But what if the leader of NFL’s Evil Empire is wrong this time? What if The Hoodie just handed his mortal enemy a player that could help them win?

The Patriots shaved off a little under $3 million off their books for 2019. But Belichick dreams about destroying the Jets every night. There’s no way he’d have sent this player to this franchise unless he was certain that the guy was done......."

"mortal enemy"????????

"Belichick dreams about destroying the Jets every night...."?????????

What exactly is this locked unit patient hallucinating about?

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“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

Just sayin'

New HC , new GM, new kicker , new QB...
And the same old J-E-T-E.

Vatahala said:

Just checked Las Vegas Insider and so far only 1 casino has changed the spread from Clev -2 1/2 to -6 1/2. The other 6 casinos must have alot of faith in Trevor Siemien.

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What are Darnold’s updated MVP odds? He’s the second most un-tradable player in the NFL, according to Jets forums.

shmessy said:

Just sayin'

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He got mono, not 6 STDs.

with the Jete luck, Damn Darnit probably has stereo...

Odell Beckham wary of Gregg Williams dialing up dirty hits

See, this is why the suckage is immeasurable and unlike any other team. I’ve pointed out this about Jets players, that most teams will take low-character guys with lots of talent, but the Jets have all these 5th, 6th, 7th rounders getting DUIs, 3rd round turds who can’t even make the team, mid-round picks who aren’t NFL quality players but are still a-holes and get arrested.

It also appears true of the coaching staff. If you’re going to hire a very suspect character like Greg Williams, shouldn’t the scummy reputation at least be outweighed by strong results? No - just an overall POS and nothing special as a coordinator. Same with Gase. Not a good head coach, not a likeable person either; left Miami in flames with players openly saying he’s a two-faced d-bag. Then on top of that, they hire Gase and Williams, who have a history of hating each other. One mediocre coach, one terrible coach, both together despite their history, without even having some type of upside with either one.

Luke Falk is exactly like Brady, minus the super powers.

Seriously though, if he was in a good system I think he could evolve to something pretty good

Uh...JF79...do you FINALLY understand now? No, this isn't a second year "breakout!" for Dumb Darnit...no ,this isn't a referendum in 2 weeks on Damn Darnit's "progress!", no, this isn't the QB Jete fans have "been waiting for!".

There is only ONE axiom, one 100% truism...your Jete SUCK. Have sucked.Do suck. Will always suck until kingdom come. Ding Dong Darnold is just the latest, unimproved model of decrepit suckitude that is ensconced in the Browning Nagle Hall Of QB Shame.

I would suggest you seek help except I have no idea where one finds help for ingreensanity.

Wow.

We will see what the Jets are made of

Well, this isn't going as planned but like in war, NFL seasons rarely are.

This will now test the mettle of the team. We kept hearing its a new feel, literally a new look team, they tried to redefine the Jets in so many ways this offseason. Will we fold like so many years of the past, or fight like a team through. Will we quit? Can Adam Gase and Dennis Williams right this ship and weather it through the storm?

It looks bad now but honestly if the Jets can pick off a few wins in the next 3-4 weeks the backside of the schedule gets A WHOLE LOT easier. Also Sam should be back by AT LEAST the Cowboys (with Herndon coming back as well) if not the Eagles game.

It stinks the way this all started but maybe this will make the team gel, fight through adversity and truly be the team we believe they can be. Lets see what happens, same old Jets? Or a different Jets. We will truly find out now.....

My BIL is a big Jets fan... after Sunday’s Jets game, his neighbor (a Giants fan) left this card in my BIL’s mailbox...



So... my BIL edited it and returned it to him 3 hours later...



LOL

Tb12goesinya said:

Luke Falk is exactly like Brady, minus the super powers.

Seriously though, if he was in a good system I think he could evolve to something pretty good

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We’ll never know.

Darnold with Mono a week for the Jete game? BB must be up to no good....unfortunately he didn't take the whole Jete lockerroom out.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

It looks bad now but honestly if the Jets can pick off a few wins in the next 3-4 weeks the backside of the schedule gets A WHOLE LOT easier.

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This one caught my eye. Most people define "a few" as at least three (more than a couple). So whoever this moron is hopes the Jete still can win three of their next four vs. Browns/Pats/Eagles/Cowboys?