Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

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Teej said:

The Jets have NEVER won a Lombardi...Vince was still alive when Namath made his guarantee.

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They've never won a Super Bowl either. They did win an AFL/NFL exhibition game once.

WE HAD THE LEAD!

Sam Ficken! Come on down! You’re the next contestant on “Who Wants to Kick For The Jets?”!

slam said:

Sam Ficken! Come on down! You’re the next contestant on “Who Wants to Kick For Ficken The Jets?”!

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I ficken fixed that for you.

Wonder what the O/U is on how soon this ficken Sam goes from hero to zero?

I still can't get over the fact that MIA took on 14 players after cutdowns happened. That means that 14 guys were bad enough to get cut from their teams but good enough to make MIA's team. When the Fish tank, they really tank. NYJ could learn a lesson from them.

Refreshing to hear someone at least admit to taking PEDs, rather than the usual “I need to be more careful about what I put into my body” approach.

Jets defensive lineman reveals he missed Week 1 due to a six-game suspension for two PED violations

Adam Gase looked lost during week 1. Absolutely clueless. Another spectacle like that and all eyes will be on him.

amazing story...he sucked last season...he took PEDs THIS season so he could at least get back to...sucking THIS season

and you wonder why we all agree...this team SUCKS. EVER SUCKERS.

Jets WR Quincy Enunwa who just signed a 4 year $36 million contract with $20 million guaranteed will miss the rest of the season with a neck injury.
He missed the 2017 season also with a neck injury and there is a concern his NFL career may be over.

Vatahala said:

Jets WR Quincy Enunwa who just signed a 4 year $36 million contract with $20 million guaranteed will miss the rest of the season with a neck injury.
He missed the 2017 season also with a neck injury and there is a concern his NFL career may be over.

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Geez poor guy. Don’t wish that on anyone.

Vatahala said:

Jets WR Quincy Enunwa who just signed a 4 year $36 million contract with $20 million guaranteed will miss the rest of the season with a neck injury.
He missed the 2017 season also with a neck injury and there is a concern his NFL career may be over.

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Shame. Would have made a good Patriot in a couple of years.

slam said:

Geez poor guy. Don’t wish that on anyone.

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Sorry he's injured, don't want to see any player injured at all.

Yet he's one of the small number of Jete that would even make other team's roster, so his loss is big to the Jete.

It's the last thing they needed before getting their national stage for the CLE-NYJ MNF game.

Vatahala said:

Jets WR Quincy Enunwa who just signed a 4 year $36 million contract with $20 million guaranteed will miss the rest of the season with a neck injury. He missed the 2017 season also with a neck injury and there is a concern his NFL career may be over.

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Must be a real pain in the neck for that guy.

If he's done with football, at least he has millions to enjoy the rest of his life with. Who will Dam Darnit throw three yards (or incomplete) to now? Oh yeah, they have the used-up version of Demarius Thomas for that. Here's hoping the Browns throttle and embarrass the Jete Monday night.

Mono - Darnitt

Uh-oh, Darnit has mononucleosis and will miss multiple games. Makes you wonder if he's been following in Sanchez's footsteps dating high school girls.

Well this is fun news.

Darnold seems like he’s been smooching around too much.

Sounds like he may not play vs. us either week 3!

Bell going for MRI on shoulder too.

Fantasy players pick up Ty if ya have the room.

JetFan79 said:

Well this is fun news.

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You're abusing the wrong head. Here: