Somebody help us!!!

Every single pitcher on this team stinks.

Painful.

Blow it up, Johnny...ALL of it.

This is why baseball is losing fans. Nobody can throw strikes consistently. They dont pound the strike zone anymore. Such a pathetic display of pitching today. Ugh. How do these guys have jobs?

Honest to God, this guy looked like he was throwing to guys in the Home Run Derby. Slower than BP.

The pitching future is bright: Sale, Price, Evoldi, and whichever damaged pitcher the used car salesman overpays for this off season