Stairway to Seven.. lyrics by MOSSLOST

The Steeler fans hate that we have stolen their "Stairway to Seven" slogan even though we only need for one year and they can have it back after so I wrote them a song. Please sing to the tune of Led Zepplin Starirway to Heaven.....


There's a Brady whose sure
Who seems not to grow old
And he's climbing the Stairway to Seven
When he gets there he knows
Steeler doors are all closed
Like Bird and Russell he gets what he came for
Oh oh oh oh and he's climing the Stairway to Seven

Just give him the ball
Then everyone one gets sure
And you know some other team gets a beating
Then he gives Jules that look
And he flashes six rings
Sometimes all of his thoughts are the next ring

Ooh, it makes Mazz wonder
Ooooh, it makes Mazz wonder

There's a feeling Mazz gets
KNowing Bill's the best
And his spirit is crying and heaving
In his thoughts he has seen
He's a joke and obscene
And his callers all rag on his dumb azz

Ooh it makes them wonder
Oohhh, it makes them wonder..

(then it rocks out)

And then he went out on the road..
Brady ripped out KC's soul
He brought his Lady we all know
The fought all night to get to the show

Yeaah he's climbing the Stairway to Seven

@Tunescribe BWAAAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAH lol

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's ****y the Steelers get seven
When she gets there she knows
If the gates are all closed
With a towel she can still be a moron

Oh oh oh oh and she's ****y the Steelers get seven

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know you don’t want to see the standings

On TV when she looks
There's a graphic that stings
Tom Brady turns all hopes to misgivings

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the east
And my spirit is crying with losing
In my thoughts I have seen
Brady crush all our teams
And the voice of our fat boy complaining

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
Then our fat Ben will save us this season
And a new day will dawn
While Tomlin is gone
And the stadiums will echo with laughter


If there's an L in your column
Don't be alarmed now
It's just another check for Belichick
Yes, there are two venues you can go to
But in the long run
It doesn’t change the road you're on

And it makes me wonder

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
Pat Patriots's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your seventh’s behind glass at Patriots Place


And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who waves a towel and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

And she's crying that Brady’s got seven

Somewhere out there in the ether, there’s an oldies station playing this ****ty song in excess of 20 times today.

mosslost said:

The Steeler fans hate that we have stolen their "Stairway to Seven" slogan even though we only need for one year and they can have it back after so I wrote them a song. Please sing to the tune of Led Zepplin Starirway to Heaven.....


There's a Brady whose sure
Who seems not to grow old
And he's climbing the Stairway to Seven
When he gets there he knows
Steeler doors are all closed
Like Bird and Russell he gets what he came for
Oh oh oh oh and he's climing the Stairway to Seven

Just give him the ball
Then everyone one gets sure
And you know some other team gets a beating
Then he gives Jules that look
And he flashes six rings
Sometimes all of his thoughts are the next ring

Ooh, it makes Mazz wonder
Ooooh, it makes Mazz wonder

There's a feeling Mazz gets
KNowing Bill's the best
And his spirit is crying and heaving
In his thoughts he has seen
He's a joke and obscene
And his callers all rag on his dumb azz

Ooh it makes them wonder
Oohhh, it makes them wonder..

(then it rocks out)

And then he went out on the road..
Brady ripped out KC's soul
He brought his Lady we all know
The fought all night to get to the show

Yeaah he's climbing the Stairway to Seven

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mosslost said:

The Steeler fans hate that we have stolen their "Stairway to Seven" slogan even though we only need for one year and they can have it back after so I wrote them a song. Please sing to the tune of Led Zepplin Starirway to Heaven.....


There's a Brady whose sure
Who seems not to grow old
And he's climbing the Stairway to Seven
When he gets there he knows
Steeler doors are all closed
Like Bird and Russell he gets what he came for
Oh oh oh oh and he's climing the Stairway to Seven

Just give him the ball
Then everyone one gets sure
And you know some other team gets a beating
Then he gives Jules that look
And he flashes six rings
Sometimes all of his thoughts are the next ring

Ooh, it makes Mazz wonder
Ooooh, it makes Mazz wonder

There's a feeling Mazz gets
KNowing Bill's the best
And his spirit is crying and heaving
In his thoughts he has seen
He's a joke and obscene
And his callers all rag on his dumb azz

Ooh it makes them wonder
Oohhh, it makes them wonder..

(then it rocks out)

And then he went out on the road..
Brady ripped out KC's soul
He brought his Lady we all know
The fought all night to get to the show

Yeaah he's climbing the Stairway to Seven

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You have been noticed and your existence is acknowledged.

Tunescribe said:

You have been noticed and your existence is acknowledged.

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Tunescribe said:

You have been noticed and your existence is acknowledged.

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Is there a poll?

Clonamery said:

Is there a poll?

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On whether Toons is a loser? not needed

mosslost said:

On whether Toons is a loser? not needed

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Oh snap

I love AC/DC!

mosslost said:

On whether Toons is a loser? not needed

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You’re losing your touch. The old mosslost would have put up a poll in which both options were “yes.”

Clonamery said:

Is there a poll?

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Best me too it.

Love me some @mosslost
Love me his polls

Farn are you sure your not Mosslost.

It would be a compliment because Mosslost rules. I love free spirits

There's a lady who's sure ...
Kraft used to leave a good tip ...

Hang in there, just a few more days!!!

There's a lady who's sure
Tyreek knocked her on the floor



Oh crap, wrong thread.

mosslost said:

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Ugh. Those CGI "special effects" look like cartoons. Another embarrassing Roland Emmerich schlockfest. Where's Steven Spielberg when you need him?