Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

JetFan79 said:

Eh I was close...
The Awesome Stat That Shows Just How Great Sam Darnold Has Been Playing Since His Return

I heard close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and offseason football forums.

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Hes awesome in meaningless games

JetFan79 said:

Eh I was close...
The Awesome Stat That Shows Just How Great Sam Darnold Has Been Playing Since His Return

I heard close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and offseason football forums.

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Back to the same one-trick troll post, I see.

JetFan79 said:

Eh I was close...
The Awesome Stat That Shows Just How Great Sam Darnold Has Been Playing Since His Return

I heard close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and offseason football forums.

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27-23 means the vaunted Buffalo Bills were “close” to making th Jets 0-5 during your stretch of alleged Darnold Greatness.

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Time for JeteFan to pull out trick 2/2, which is a photo of Darnold appearing celebrate some big achievement and looking ****y (the photo was taken in the preseason.)

shmessy said:

27-23 means the vaunted Buffalo Bills were “close” to making th Jets 0-5 during your stretch of alleged Darnold Greatness.

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The funniest thing is Darnold had exactly one good game in that stretch, against a packer team that had given up already and they lost it.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Time for JeteFan to pull out trick 2/2, which is a photo of Darnold appearing celebrate some big achievement and looking ****y (the photo was taken in the preseason.)

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This photo tells the TRUE story of the New York Giant wannabe:

PatsWSB47 said:

I dunno, the ones running the team are arguably dumber.

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The same can be said about Goody and the ex-Jete group running the NYFL.

JetFan79 said:

Who was the highest rated QB in the NFL the last 5 weeks of the season?

* After returning from an injury and getting a Center who knew how to snap a football.

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Sorry Jetfan79, I can't hear you over this morning's Howard Stern Interview with Joe Namath........
(this is gonna leave a mark on those poor saps):

shmessy said:

Sorry Jetfan79, I can't hear you over this morning's Howard Stern Interview with Joe Namath........
(this is gonna leave a mark on those poor saps):

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Joe Namath knows the truth.

And he wants to kishyou! :hiccup:

Regards,
Chris

shmessy said:

Sorry Jetfan79, I can't hear you over this morning's Howard Stern Interview with Joe Namath........
(this is gonna leave a mark on those poor saps):

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He must be drinking again.

JetFan79 said:

He must be drinking again.

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You aren't much of a Jete fan if you didn't know that Joe Namath hasn't had a drop of alcohol since the Suzy Kolber incident.

Tunescribe said:

You aren't much of a Jete fan if you didn't know that Joe Namath hasn't had a drop of alcohol since the Suzy Kolber incident.

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JeteFan isn’t big on accuracy. Namath does the right thing - despite being a rival NY icon - and acknowledges greatness. Our resident idiot makes an alcoholic joke to further embarrass himself.

Tunescribe said:

This photo tells the TRUE story of the New York Giant wannabe:

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Someone needs to photoshop this next to Gase. Both have the same “I’m going to navigate my way out of this maze this next time” look of insanity.

JetFan79 said:

He must be drinking again.

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Why are you always so cluelessly improper? Were you born that way or is it a matter of choice?

Tunescribe said:

Why are you always so cluelessly improper? Were you born that way or is it a matter of choice?

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Was searching for "parrots suck" videos. Nothing good until I came across Peter Griffin...



Also this guy has way more patience than I do. Once the goose attacked my dog, that goose would have been dinner...

JetFan79 said:

Was searching for "parrots suck" videos. Nothing good until I came across Peter Griffin...



Also this guy has way more patience than I do. Once the goose attacked my dog, that goose would have been dinner...

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I ask you a simple question and you double down on juvenile impropriety. It's like you're begging for a kick in the balls. But of course you are!

JetFan79 said:

Was searching for "parrots suck" videos. Nothing good until I came across Peter Griffin...



Also this guy has way more patience than I do. Once the goose attacked my dog, that goose would have been dinner...

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So your reply to Tune's post is, 'if a goose attacked my dog I'd kick its ass' ???

That's some serious bravado man. Holy shyt.

WTF??

Tony2046 said:

So your reply to Tune's post is, 'if a goose attacked my dog I'd kick its ass' ???

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Apparently.

Edit: well that, and Peter Griffin of course.

Jete79 on a warpath.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

JeteFan isn’t big on accuracy. Namath does the right thing - despite being a rival NY icon - and acknowledges greatness. Our resident idiot makes an alcoholic joke to further embarrass himself.

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How does a ******, Jet fan*, fan of a porous
Doormat, dropped at the bottom, in the forgotten slot, play the best in the division
By Providence, Rhode Island and Boston, throw up and still have zero inhibition?
This rendition
sounds like re-vision without precision:
Get a pot to piss in by working the provisions, of Roger's decisions
By having self-delusions, by '19 we played them instead of playing on television
And each Sunday while JETE** were being slaughtered in heart-breaking ways,
Off the airwaves, they struggled to keep their guards paid
Inside they were ling'ring for someone to grant them pardons
So bothered they had to beg, steal, or borrow a hard-on
Then the off-season came, and optimism reigned
When our man ignored reality drip, dripping down the drain
Drafted a tackle out of Bama, selected him on angel-dust
And he wrote his first refrain, on the epic JETE brain-trust...

*Jet fan: any fan of the New Jersey Jets
**JETE: in this usage, pronounced "Zhet tay," as in the French ballet term.