Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

reflexblue · Jun 14, 2019

JetFan79 said:
I will say this year is shaping up to be pretty entertaining.

From the Jets perspective, we're obviously making a push to win now.

It is to laugh.

The jete will get their rasins crushed again....

Ice_Ice_Brady · Jun 14, 2019

Patriots picked up this dude and dropped him after one game in 2012, for obvious reasons. Pretty funny/disturbing, though, as I don't want to imagine the locker room for a week with him and Hernandez.

Of course that's not the end of the story, tough. The punchline is the Jets then picked him and kept him for the 2013 season.

Kellen Winslow II had extensive NFL reputation for aberrant sexual behavior

“From his early years in Cleveland (2004-08), to his final NFL season in 2013 with the Jets, Winslow became known to co-workers as a compulsive masturbater and pornography enthusiast, according to two teammates and three former team officials,” Klemko writes. “He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources. On one occasion, an equipment manager tasked with delivering gear to lockers after hours walked in on Winslow masturbating at his locker, two seats away from the entrance, according to two team officials familiar with the incident.”

According to Klemko, Winslow watched porn during team meetings and at team hotels. Teammates didn’t want to share a hotel room with Winslow “because he watched pornography and masturbated openly, with no regard for who was in the room.”

Then there’s this one, from Klemko: “Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso — complete with vagina and anus — to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.”

Ice_Ice_Brady · Jun 15, 2019

@Tunescribe

After being shown a clear and indisputable evidence that Darnold’s five-game stretch of dominance was actually a mere three-game blip (actually more like a one-game blip vs. Green Bay), JeteFan has still not acknowledged his error. This was pointed out to him last December and then earlier this offseason. Do you think he lacks the intelligence to count to three, or he is just willfully clinging to the the desperate delusion that Darnold showed any type of promise last year? Also, the over/under on which week he will stop watching games this year is set at 3.5 if you want to wager with the house.

Tunescribe · Jun 15, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
@Tunescribe

After being shown a clear and indisputable evidence that Darnold’s five-game stretch of dominance was actually a mere three-game blip (actually more like a one-game blip vs. Green Bay), JeteFan has still not acknowledged his error. This was pointed out to him last December and then earlier this offseason. Do you think he lacks the intelligence to count to three, or he is just willfully clinging to the the desperate delusion that Darnold showed any type of promise last year? Also, the over/under on which week he will stop watching games this year is set at 3.5 if you want to wager with the house.

I believe it's a nonstarter to attempt interpreting, in logical terms, anything JeteTwink79 says or does.

Joker · Jun 15, 2019

I think his favorite band is "Moron 11"...mystifyingly obtuse..the Jete Fan Paradigm

1960Pats · Jun 16, 2019

JetFan79 said:
I'm not worried.

maust · Jun 16, 2019

Tunescribe · Jun 16, 2019

maust1013 said:

But for them, it really is not a matter of choice ...

maust · Jun 16, 2019

n6249c · Jun 16, 2019

Tunescribe said:
But for them, it really is not a matter of choice ...

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Stop making fun of those incels.

Mike the Brit · Jun 16, 2019

n6249c said:
Stop making fun of those incels.

If they chose to be J-E-T-E fans, then their celibacy is an inevitable consequence of a previous voluntary act.

reflexblue · Jun 16, 2019

maust1013 said:

Last night i took a picture of what i imagine is the quintessential jete family dressed in jete gear at the airport in orlando. I'd post it if i could figure out how to because its a classic. The parents where humungous and slovenly, their son who was six or seven was quite excited about flying (very cute) As i watched i thought 'poor kid, your parents are beyond hope, and they've doomed you to a life of misery, sorrow, and shattered dreams

When he grows up he'll be on gang green saying he wants to do this to his father....

Tunescribe · Jun 16, 2019

n6249c said:
Stop making fun of those incels.

It all boils down to human evolution. A certain percentage of the population always has weeded itself out of the collective DNA stream; it just so happens those poor suckers at this point in history are naturally drawn to Jete fandom. It's no mistake that the winner of the World's Smallest Penis Pageant is a Jete enthusiast.

maust · Jun 16, 2019

reflexblue said:
Last night i took a picture of what i imagine is the quintessential jete family dressed in jete gear at the airport in orlando. I'd post it if i could figure out how to because its a classic. The parents where humungous and slovenly, their son who was six or seven was quite excited about flying (very cute) As i watched i thought 'poor kid, your parents are beyond hope, and they've doomed you to a life of misery, sorrow, and shattered dreams'
When he grows up he'll be on gang green saying he wants to do this to his father....

F'n inbred child abusers, there's a special place in hell for anyone that inflicts the Jete on an innocent child.

Tunescribe · Jun 16, 2019

maust1013 said:
F'n inbred child abusers, there's a special place in hell for anyone that inflicts the Jete on an innocent child.

Then we have this poor victim. You can see the despair on his face looking up at the scoreboard. Breaks my heart every time. There ought to be a law.

Mike the Brit · Jun 17, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Then we have this poor victim. You can see the despair on his face looking up at the scoreboard. Breaks my heart every time. There ought to be a law.

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Yes, when I consider it, I am led to doubt divine justice.

I mean, when the Pats lose, as they occasionally do, it's a painful reminder that all of the other good things in our lives shouldn't be taken for granted. But it's sad and obvious that these poor creatures don't have anything else going for them.

I can't help thinking that Philip Larkin had the JETE in mind when he wrote:

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

slam · Jun 21, 2019

There’s a thread at jetnation which asks “If Jamal Adams was an Avenger which in would he be?” I haven’t read it, but it’s obvious the answer is Hawkeye. The arguable “best” at a skill which is completely obsolete and irrelevant.

Joker · Jun 21, 2019

who are these freakin' nitwits...pre-schoolers? There is no dumber human being than a Jete fan

PatsWSB47 · Jun 21, 2019

Joker said:
who are these freakin' nitwits...pre-schoolers? There is no dumber human being than a Jete fan

I dunno, the ones running the team are arguably dumber.

Koma · Jun 21, 2019

slam said:
There’s a thread at jetnation which asks “If Jamal Adams was an Avenger which in would he be?” I haven’t read it, but it’s obvious the answer is Hawkeye. The arguable “best” at a skill which is completely obsolete and irrelevant.

No way is Jamal Adams any of the Avengers from the movies, even Hawkeye. You'd have to look through the rosters of the West Coast Avengers or Great Lakes Avengers for a suitable comparison.

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