Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

betterthanthealternative said:

He's taking less time to get integrated than I'd thought. He's a fast learner.

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I found myself wondering why a man -- ANY man -- needs $520k worth of jewelry. The next obvious question is what kind of idiot leaves such valuable property out in the open and not locked safely away. Question No. 3: were the two alleged perpetrators actual "girlfriends" or hired comfort companions? For answers, tune in next week for another episode of How the Jete Turn.

Tunescribe said:

...More evidence that as long as he and his idiot brother helm the Jete they never will win it all.

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And it didn't take Bill long, at all, to figure that out either.

Tunescribe said:

I found myself wondering why a man -- ANY man -- needs $520k worth of jewelry. The next obvious question is what kind of idiot leaves such valuable property out in the open and not locked safely away. Question No. 3: were the two alleged perpetrators actual "girlfriends" or hired comfort companions? For answers, tune in next week for another episode of How the Jete Turn.

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He probably doesn't have to hire women to hang with him. I mean, jewelry, right? Usually they'd expect to earn a gift of it, but what they heck, if it is lying around like leftover bagels...

Does he know what it means to have someone hang with him because they actually enjoy his company? Probably not. And does he know he's missing something pretty fundamental to human happiness? Probably not. Has a career in Pittsburgh and now in NYC Jetesdom been part of that? Most certainly.

Tony2046 said:

They're not. Darnit and the rest of offense, as we predicted a few years ago, is having to learn a new offensive scheme so he's struggling. By the time Darnit and Gase get on the same page Darnit will either be getting a 30 million per year contract or be gone.

The Jete just keep on jeting.

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Darnit - the perfect name for a Jete QB.

Jets have hired some guy named Joe Douglas to be their GM...

TommyBrady12 said:

Jets have hired some guy named Joe Douglas to be their GM...

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Eagles got poached
Guessing Texans poach us next my guess we promote Nicks title or money and lose Monty who is a up and coming brilliant mind.
Bill and Nick praise Monty any chance they get.
You can't keep all your good people.

TommyBrady12 said:

Report: Jets doubled offer to Joe Douglas, will pay more than $3 million a year

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I guess $3M/year for six years gives you a lot of motivation to hold your nose whilst surrounded by Jete stank.

I wonder if he's as good at a podium as Crazy Eyes Gaze?

Bill Lee said:

I guess $3M/year for six years gives you a lot of motivation to hold your nose whilst surrounded by Jete stank.

I wonder if he's as good at a podium as Crazy Eyes Gaze?

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Especially since he'll get fired in 3, and they'll have to pay him the rest.

I wonder if the Jete pay more dead money to players they've gotten rid of, or to the front office and coaches they've gotten rid of?

TommyBrady12 said:

Jets have hired some guy named Joe Douglas to be their GM...

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General Manager, Assistant O-line Coach or Homer Simpson impersonator...You make the call:

Bill Lee said:

I guess $3M/year for six years gives you a lot of motivation to hold your nose whilst surrounded by Jete stank.

I wonder if he's as good at a podium as Crazy Eyes Gaze?

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I wonder if he knows how truly bad the suckage is with the Jete. We get to see it up close but most people don't.

In a way I feel bad for the guy.

Bill Lee said:

I guess $3M/year for six years gives you a lot of motivation to hold your nose whilst surrounded by Jete stank.

I wonder if he's as good at a podium as Crazy Eyes Gaze?

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Desperation move by the Jete. He reportedly turned them down SEVERAL times before they came back with bribery money. Clearly, he DOES NOT WANT TO BE THERE and is doing it only for the $$$.

Link: Report: Jets wouldn't take no for an answer from new GM Joe Douglas

Tunescribe said:

Desperation move by the Jete. He reportedly turned them down SEVERAL times before they came back with bribery money. Clearly, he DOES NOT WANT TO BE THERE and is doing it only for the $$$.

Link: Report: Jets wouldn't take no for an answer from new GM Joe Douglas

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I don't know whether this guy is any good or not, if he was hes not anymore. Anyone that becomes associated with the jete turns to shyt, the jete have that affect, the reverse midus touch.

That’s an unbelievable level of toxicity. You have GM and head coach candidates whose lifelong dream is to get a position like this but have a list of 31 eligible teams rather than 32. Woody Johnson’s brother is somehow a bigger as$clown than Woody Johnson.

Please stop using mediocrity to describe the Jets. This is a rock bottom franchise, and the only comparison may be going to other Big 4 sports leagues to look at their very worst. No other NFL team is close.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Woody Johnson’s brother is somehow a bigger as$clown than Woody Johnson.

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Who's minding the Jete?

The fun never stops:

Todd McShay Says He May Leave ESPN for Jets Front Office

The alternate title was "Todd McShay Says He Is Considering Sticking His Head Into A Blender."

Koma said:

The fun never stops:

Todd McShay Says He May Leave ESPN for Jets Front Office

The alternate title was "Todd McShay Says He Is Considering Sticking His Head Into A Blender."

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The good thing about these teams hiring staff from TV, is that you don't have to worry about them making the playoffs.

Todd McShay could be joining the Jete...

I find myself taken aback. It's so unlike the Jete to consider hiring such a top-level, brilliant NFL mind as Todd McShay. This could really be the hire that turns the tide for them and vaults them into instant contention.