Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

PatsFanInVa said:

Quotes on Sam Darnold in OTAs:

"This could get ugly if he doesn't figure out where he's going soon."
-- The Donner Party

"Dangerously pathetic passes"
--Harvey Weinstein

"He looks lost out there."
--Odysseus

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"I don't care if Sam is strug-aling ... "
-- Joe Namath

PatsFanInVa said:

Quotes on Sam Darnold in OTAs:

"This could get ugly if he doesn't figure out where he's going soon."
-- The Donner Party

"Dangerously pathetic passes"
--Harvey Weinstein

"He looks lost out there."
--Odysseus

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I think those quotes are spurious.

Tunescribe said:

Once they stop laughing police reportedly will investigate the theft of Belch's jewelry by his "girlfriends." Could be a while.

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The question has to be asked: was he trafficking those women, or did they traffic him?



Awww, and da Jete were in da lead for da off season championship till this went down...

PatsFanInVa said:

Quotes on Sam Darnold in OTAs:

"This could get ugly if he doesn't figure out where he's going soon."
-- The Donner Party

"Dangerously pathetic passes"
--Harvey Weinstein

"He looks lost out there."
--Odysseus

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There are moments that the words don’t reach
There is suckiness too terrible to name
You hold your child as tight as you can
And push away the unimaginable
The moments when you’re in so deep
It feels easier to just swim down
The Darnolds move uptown
And learn to live with the unimaginable

[DARNOLD]
I spend hours in the weight room
I lay alone on the floor
And it’s quiet uptown
I never liked the quiet before
I take the losses to teams on Sunday
A sign of the cross at the door
And I pray
That never used to happen before

[CHORUS]
If you see him in the street, walking by her side
Talking by her side, have pity

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

There are moments that the words don’t reach
There is suckiness too terrible to name
You hold your child as tight as you can
And push away the unimaginable
The moments when you’re in so deep
It feels easier to just swim down
The Darnolds move uptown
And learn to live with the unimaginable

[DARNOLD]
I spend hours in the weight room
I lay alone on the floor
And it’s quiet uptown
I never liked the quiet before
I take the losses to teams on Sunday
A sign of the cross at the door
And I pray
That never used to happen before

[CHORUS]
If you see him in the street, walking by her side
Talking by her side, have pity

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You know what? If we're going to found the New York Hams, let's commit to the craft... I'm editing and adding... let's do the whole song...

It's Quiet Out of Town

[BOWLES]
There is parody that parity don’t reach
There is suckery too terrible to name
He holds up his child-size hand
To push away the inevitable
The mornings when hopes lie in a heap
They keep pushing expectations down
The Darnolds move to town
And learn to live with the inevitable

[DARNOLD]
I spend hours in the weight room
I lay alone on the floor
And it’s quiet out of town
I never liked East Rutherford
I take the losses to teams on Sunday
The rich get richer and the poor stay poor
And I pray
I get traded by the time I'm 24

[BOWLES & ENSEMBLE]
If you see Gase on the field, walking the sidelines
Talking by his side, have pity[/QUOTE]

[DARNOLD]
Brady you would like it out of town,
if you lived in this town

[BOWLES & ENSEMBLE]
He is working through the inevitable

[GASE]
If he fails it's okay, not my hire any way,
He passes every day and it's ****ty

[DARNOLD]
They knock me down, I get back up

[ENSEMBLE]
He doesn't get it...

[DARNOLD]
Look at players we've lost
Look at where we started
I know we don't deserve to be a franchise
But a playoff berth... That would be enough
If I could spare Bowles' job.........................................[BOWLES]: Careful how you say that
If I could take his ticket out
I'd be landing somewhere now
The press would say that it was genius
I don't pretend we're good
Like JETE fans in off-season
I know that there's no reason, with what we've lost
And Gase need time
But I'm not afraid
I know who gets carries
Just let me stand by Leveon's side
That would be enough

(Tag, you're it!!!)

Bill Lee said:

The question has to be asked: was he trafficking those women, or did they traffic him?

Awww, and da Jete were in da lead for da off season championship till this went down...

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Look at that stupid hairdo. He's a genuine pinhead! He's ...



Henceforth he will be known as Zippy Belch.

PatsFanInVa said:

You know what? If we're going to found the New York Hams, let's commit to the craft... I'm editing and adding... let's do the whole song...

It's Quiet Out of Town

[BOWLES]
There is parody that parity don’t reach
There is suckery too terrible to name
He holds up his child-size hand
To push away the inevitable
The mornings when hopes lie in a heap
They keep pushing expectations down
The Darnolds move to town
And learn to live with the inevitable

[DARNOLD]
I spend hours in the weight room
I lay alone on the floor
And it’s quiet out of town
I never liked East Rutherford
I take the losses to teams on Sunday
The rich get richer and the poor stay poor
And I pray
I get traded by the time I'm 24

[BOWLES & ENSEMBLE]
If you see Gase on the field, walking the sidelines
Talking by his side, have pity

[DARNOLD]
Brady you would like it out of town,
if you lived in this town

[BOWLES & ENSEMBLE]
He is working through the inevitable

[GASE]
If he fails it's okay, not my hire any way,
He passes every day and it's ****ty

[DARNOLD]
They knock me down, I get back up

[ENSEMBLE]
He doesn't get it...

[DARNOLD]
Look at players we've lost
Look at where we started
I know we don't deserve to be a franchise
But a playoff berth... That would be enough
If I could spare Bowles' job.........................................[BOWLES]: Careful how you say that
If I could take his ticket out
I'd be landing somewhere now
The press would say that it was genius
I don't pretend we're good
Like JETE fans in off-season
I know that there's no reason, with what we've lost
And Gase need time
But I'm not afraid
I know who gets carries
Just let me stand by Leveon's side
That would be enough

(Tag, you're it!!!)

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Lol...this is great!!

A great story. It's a perfect example of J-E-T-E-anoia (aka Patriots Head Derangement Syndrome). Whatever the Patriots do is designed to frustrate the J-E-T-E. Of course, it may not be true at all and the Patriots just don't need to bother gumming up the works for the J-E-T-E, since they'll do that perfectly well themselves.

Tunescribe said:

Look at that stupid hairdo. He's a genuine pinhead! He's ...

Henceforth he will be known as Zippy Belch.

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IcyPatriot said:

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Cry Manush, Cry....your good at at it, a real pro

JetFan79 said:

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I'll bet you searched long and hard for that false equivalency. The only problem from your standpoint is it was a temporary act of convenience, not by request to his hairstylist. Plus, he never held a freaking PRESS CONFERENCE looking like that.

Tunescribe said:

I'll bet you searched long and hard for that false equivalency. The only problem from your standpoint is it was a temporary act of convenience, not by request to his hairstylist. Plus, he never held a freaking PRESS CONFERENCE looking like that.

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About 10 seconds.

JetFan79 said:

About 10 seconds.

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Congratulations, you exceeded your attention span by .5 second (apparently Google is your friend). This second photo is a non sequitur. Try again.

Tunescribe said:

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"...and someone took a dookie on the top of my head"

Tunescribe said:

Congratulations, you exceeded your attention span by .5 second (apparently Google is your friend). This second photo is a non sequitur. Try again.

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Really? That is a ridiculous hair style. I'd prefer a man bun to whatever that is.

To each his/her own though.

JetFan79 said:

Really? That is a ridiculous hair style. I'd prefer a man bun to whatever that is.

To each his/her own though.

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It's not a "hairstyle" doofus, he did it for convenience to keep hair out of his face while working out. Conversely, your boy Zippy Belch considers the pinhead look a fashion statement.

Tunescribe said:

It's not a "hairstyle" doofus, he did it for convenience to keep hair out of his face while working out. Conversely, your boy Zippy Belch considers the pinhead look a fashion statement.

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No buddy, I'm referring to the second pic.

He meant to go out like that.

JetFan79 said:

No buddy, I'm referring to the second pic.

He meant to go out like that.

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So what? At least he's no pinhead. And no, pal, I'm not your buddy.