Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

PittPatriot · Jun 2, 2019

I’d rather study film of Kristen Cavalieri.

Patsfanin Philly · Jun 2, 2019

You don't want to set the bar too high.............

Ring 6 · Jun 2, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
I detailed this in the Jete thread, but here’s the short breakdown: Gase has never actually improved the play of any quarterback. Manning is the only player who you could argue benefitted from his schemes. He’s an absolute fraud with zero case studies to backup his reputation as a QB guru.

The fraud/the fraud’s propaganda team often cites Jay Cutler “night and day” turnaround under Gase in 2015.

Cutler in 2015 - 92.3 passer rating
Cutler in 2014 - 88.6 passer rating
Cutler in 2013 - 89.2 passer rating

Here’s a list of first round QBs he’s coached besides Manning, all known for having the physical abilities but needing better coaching:

Tim Tebow (absolute failure to improve)
Ryan Tannehill (absolute failure to improve)
Jay Cutler (did not improve much if any...pretty much statistical noise)

Also coached (and failed to improve) Kyle Orton, Brock Osweiler, Jon Kitna, Shaun Hill, and JT O’Sullivan.

Can anyone tell me where’s there’s evidence this guy is a QB guru, or anything more than an abysmal failure at developing quarterbacks? Pundits just throw it out there all the time with zero facts to back it up.

First we should reference the other thread where it’s been shown that QB ratings are a worthless formula created to give a general incomplete numerical representation of a limited cross section of qb stats.
Second, if you really look at it, cutlers rating went up because:
-his int rate decreased

The other pieces of the formula:
-completion % got worse
-td rate got worse

The int rate really cant be attributed to Gase because it went right back up when he was reunited with Gase.
What can it be attributed to?
Randomness. Same QBs have 1% int swings all the time due to tipped balls, dropped ints, etc.
Cutler threw 80 fewer times in the same number of games. Int rates increase proportionately to attempts per game for obvious reasons.

The nonQb rating factors:
The year before Gase the bears were 23rd in scoring and had 38 offensive TDs. The Gase year they were 23rd and scored 34 offensive TDs.

You are correct. There is nothing in his resume that says he is a good QB coach, OC, or HC.
I expected he would never sniff another HC job after Miami realized he was a bad hire, but Jete gonna Jete.

Bill Lee · Jun 2, 2019

New SI article at https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/05/28/afc-east-offseason-report-bills-dolphins-patriots-jets says the following about da Jete:

What areas still need help? The Jets probably won’t be very good again this season based on their roster, but their biggest area of need is one that’s been in the spotlight the last few weeks. Unlike the Dolphins, the Jets don’t seem to have a cohesive plan of direction. Head coach Adam Gase says he doesn’t want all the power but acts differently. At publish time we still don’t know who the next GM is or how he will fit with Gase. You have a coach who has a running back and linebacker he believes are overpaid. He probably could have gotten more for Lee in the trade and several teams pounced on Leggett when Gase axed him. Who’s really going to be calling the shots in 2019?

And:

Biggest question heading into the regular season: How big of a mess will this be? Again, you have a coach who clearly isn’t wild about the money paid to the best player on offense. Darnold can’t struggle again this year like he did last year. You have to love what the Jets did at receiver in the offseason, and picking Williams third overall was a no-brainer. But everyone in the NFL is pointing and laughing at the Jets right now, and it’s not like Gase has a proven track record of being to land the plane in stormy weather. Somehow this could get worse before it gets better.

In other words, SOFJ!

Bill Lee · Jun 2, 2019

More evidence of what being associated with da Jete does to a person:

And:

More content for Tune's wall of Jete shame, sigh.

Bill Lee · Jun 2, 2019

Boy, even da Jete beat writer Cimini ( Breakdown of Jets' GM options: Cup of Joe ... a Champ ... the right 'Fitt' ) can't wrap his head around da Jete's current situation:

The key is finding an executive who is compatible with new head coach Adam Gase, whose personality isn't for everybody. That they're hiring the GM after the coach -- yet another arranged marriage -- makes it an especially slippery slope. Many league insiders believe Gase's recommendation will be rubber-stamped by ownership. What could go wrong?

It's all going down in typical Jetsy fashion: they say they don't want another young scout as GM, they want someone with the big picture view who can provide executive leadership, yet they go out and interview a bunch of young scouts.

Meanwhile all the candidates know that Gaze has a history of back stabbing and that the owner is an empty suit so if they have any sense at all they'll take a pass on this fecal storm and wait for a better opportunity to open up.

Zuma · Jun 2, 2019

PatsFanInVa · Jun 2, 2019

StockingAnarchyNumber12 said:
Im kinda stunned Jete never signed Fake Muttler. He is so Jete.

It's really funny to me that in Mean Girls, one of the 2nd-tier mean girls keeps using "fetch" as a positive adjective hoping that one day everybody will say something is "so fetch," and it never happens... but "He is so Jete" sounds totally natural.

I will now rewrite a lyric by Big Pun to apply to a JETE fan in Vermont. Because.

JETE in the middle of Middlebury little did he know that little Edelman would riddle their middling second'ry that didn't do diddily.

Tunescribe · Jun 2, 2019

Bill Lee said:
Boy, even da Jete beat writer Cimini ( Breakdown of Jets' GM options: Cup of Joe ... a Champ ... the right 'Fitt' ) can't wrap his head around da Jete's current situation:

It's all going down in typical Jetsy fashion: they say they don't want another young scout as GM, they want someone with the big picture view who can provide executive leadership, yet they go out and interview a bunch of young scouts.

Meanwhile all the candidates know that Gaze has a history of back stabbing and that the owner is an empty suit so if they have any sense at all they'll take a pass on this fecal storm and wait for a better opportunity to open up.

Love that quote about Gaze's personality not being for everybody. Hilarious stuff.

Can't wait to see what monkey wrenches Gregg Williams will toss into the mix.

DaBronxPats14 · Jun 4, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Love that quote about Gaze's personality not being for everybody. Hilarious stuff. Can't wait to see what monkey wrenches Gregg Williams will toss into the mix.

While I was having a Blast today with Met Fans about "Tom Terrific" I think it's only fair to kill Two birds with One stone and include jets* as well and their fearless leader.

IllegalContact · Jun 4, 2019

Tunescribe · Jun 4, 2019

IllegalContact said:

Good, let them run their mouths. That leaves less energy for their legs.

JetFan79 · Jun 5, 2019

Tunescribe · Jun 5, 2019

JetFan79 said:

Of course you are excited over anything happening during the off-season. Here's another reminder of what you're looking forward to ...

TommyD4207 · Jun 5, 2019

JetFan79 said:

Gase still reports directly to the owner, right?

It doesn't make a bit of difference who the GM is. All the GM is in that structure is the head of scouting, and even then Gase really has the final say.

lol jete. lol jete.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Jun 5, 2019

You can’t walk two feet without some lol Jete news hitting.

Tunescribe · Jun 5, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
You can’t walk two feet without some lol Jete news hitting.

Pure Jete -- a complete and utter dumbass.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Jun 5, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Pure Jete -- a complete and utter dumbass.

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30 for 30 already planning to add him to the 2025 lineup of athletes who went broke.

Tunescribe · Jun 5, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
30 for 30 already planning to add him to the 2025 lineup of athletes who went broke.

Once they stop laughing police reportedly will investigate the theft of Belch's jewelry by his "girlfriends." Could be a while.

PatsFanInVa · Jun 6, 2019

Quotes on Sam Darnold in OTAs:

"This could get ugly if he doesn't figure out where he's going soon."
-- The Donner Party

"Dangerously pathetic passes"
--Harvey Weinstein

"He looks lost out there."
--Odysseus

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