Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

SamusAranX said:

I gotta ask, how did the Jets go from regular AFC championship appearances to this complete flaming dumpster? They’re making the Jags look like a model franchise...hell, looks like they are trying to become the new Cleveland.

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What you should be asking is how they ever broke the stank cycle long enough to make it to a couple of AFC championship games. The Jete have only managed to post 15 winning seasons in the past FIFTY years. The Jete aren't becoming the new Cleveland, the Brownies just temporarily out jeted the Jete. When it comes to epic futility over any substantial amount of time only the Washington Generals have out jeted the Jete.

betterthanthealternative said:

Even with those circumstances, scientists at MIT and Cal Tech have been unable to unearth the root cause of this burp of success. Several PhD theses have been published on the topic, none drawing a clear conclusion leading to broad agreement. In 2018, the research was stopped after all of the students involved, and their advisers, entered depression treatment programs or quit science altogether and joined ashrams.

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Link: https://nypost.com/2017/01/01/hopeless-jets-fans-are-turning-to-therapists-for-treatment/

JetFan79 said:

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Oh yeah...the “master plan” implication by Baldinger. They’ve known its time for a huge shakeup since 2017. Can’t believe this guy is dumb enough to tweet anything along these lines. When everyone else is laughing, maybe it’s because something’s funny. Like this titanic failure.

Perennial playoff power? Paging Jim Mora.

Tunescribe said:

Link: https://nypost.com/2017/01/01/hopeless-jets-fans-are-turning-to-therapists-for-treatment/

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The end is hilarious:

A Wall Street guy in his 30s in weekly couples’ counseling since October “doesn’t communicate,” Fossella said.
But after the team was humiliated by the Colts, 41-10, on “Monday Night Football” recently, he became especially sullen.
His wife complained, “He’s moping around, and he’s taking it out on me. The Jets are ruining our marriage.”
In reality, it led to a breakthrough.
“After exploring, he became aware. He realized and apologized,” Fossella said. “She wanted him to talk. That was a breakthrough.”
Fossella noted that the emotional investment — and the humiliating losses take their toll. “There’s a sense of, ‘You screwed me again.’ Like their best friend let them down. Anytime you go overboard in life in anything, you’re throwing things off balance.”
Granat’s advice to sad-sack Jet followers? Switch teams.
“It’s America. You are free to root for whatever team you like if it makes you feel better. Like a bad marriage, [you] don’t have to stay forever,” he said. That’s easy for Granat to say. He’s a Giants fan.

If this report is true, it makes no difference at all who the next Jete GM is ...

Link: Adam Gase to 'hand pick' Jets GM after Maccagnan firing

Tunescribe said:

If this report is true, it makes no difference at all who the next Jete GM is ...

Link: Adam Gase to 'hand pick' Jets GM after Maccagnan firing

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The jete really are amazing, they hire someone who has never won and fired by his previous employers and put him in charge of the organization. It exemplifies the jete and why they suck, its just inbred in the people who own and work for this loser of an organization. The jete and their fans deserve every bit of what we've posted about them.

Brian Baldinger took about two dozen too many whacks to the snotbox...his brain is scrambled eggs...and he's a pestilent ham on TV.

IOW...green eggs and ham

Tunescribe said:

If this report is true, it makes no difference at all who the next Jete GM is ...

Link: Adam Gase to 'hand pick' Jets GM after Maccagnan firing

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Might as well be Charlie Casserole picking the GM again. Or just go with Charlie, don’t want to stress out Christopher or Adam because he’ll be bugging out again.

Jets Fire General Manager Mike Maccagnan

Surprised not to find a thread on this. It even made the DC sports headlines on WTOP.

NY Times opening paragraph (emphasis added):
“Less than three weeks after the Jets gave General Manager Mike Maccagnan responsibility to oversee their all-important draft selections, they fired him, a stunning move by a team already noted for a long history of mismanagement.“

And later in the article:
“Replacing a general manager so soon after the draft, in any sport, is often interpreted as a sign of organizational bungling and disarray.”

Would love to know how their fans are taking this genius move...

I’m sure it has been talked about in the “Jets suck” thread.

TheRainMaker said:

I’m sure it has been talked about in the “Jets suck” thread.

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Yes. I looked for that thread and didn’t find it. That’s why I expressed surprise. Then it showed up as I posted. My bad.

Mods please feel free to delete

Charlie Casserole...now you see? THIS is an example of the overall superiority of a normal fan's mind in contrast to the "duh, uh, dur.." mindset of the common jete rooter. I hesitate to call them fans because they're more like bugs infesting the roots of the NFL oak tree...and Charlie's face looks like a casserole...left out in the sun for a couple of days...cringe

So I hear the Jets are eyeing Peyton Manning for the GM role? So they want him to do Adam Gase’s job again?

I hear Mangini is looking to get back into football, kick the spare tire

Joker said:

Charlie Casserole...now you see? THIS is an example of the overall superiority of a normal fan's mind in contrast to the "duh, uh, dur.." mindset of the common jete rooter. I hesitate to call them fans because they're more like bugs infesting the roots of the NFL oak tree...and Charlie's face looks like a casserole...left out in the sun for a couple of days...cringe

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Henceforth he shall be known as Charred Casserole.

TheRainMaker said:

So I hear the Jets are eyeing Peyton Manning for the GM role? So they want him to do Adam Gase’s job again?

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Forehead wants to be GM (sing to Nationwide jingle)

Tunescribe said:

Henceforth he shall be known as Charred Casserole.

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Definitely baked too long.

Clonamery said:

Definitely baked too long.

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Wouldn't it be great if they hired him? Either Casserole or Fivehead would be great (just not for the Jete).