Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

JetFan79 said:

Quinnen Williams eager to sack Tom Brady, who was “in the NFL before I was born”
Posted by Michael David Smith on May 14, 2019, 5:51 AM EDT

Jets rookie Quinnen Williams knows that Tom Brady is the No. 1 target for any defensive lineman in the AFC East is. Even if he doesn’t know all the details about Brady’s biography.

Williams said that getting to sack Brady would be a special experience, and then made a comment about their age difference.

“It’s crazy because Tom Brady started playing in the NFL before I was born,” Williams said. “To sack him would be amazing.”

That is not correct. Williams was born in 1997. Brady was drafted in 2000. Brady isn’t quite as old as Williams thinks he is. And Williams’ presence in the division gives Brady one more reason to keep working on his pliability and staying one step ahead of the pass rush.

Quinnen Williams eager to sack Tom Brady, who was “in the NFL before I was born”

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What a baffoon

JetFan79 said:

Quinnen Williams eager to sack Tom Brady, who was “in the NFL before I was born”
Posted by Michael David Smith on May 14, 2019, 5:51 AM EDT

Jets rookie Quinnen Williams knows that Tom Brady is the No. 1 target for any defensive lineman in the AFC East is. Even if he doesn’t know all the details about Brady’s biography.

Williams said that getting to sack Brady would be a special experience, and then made a comment about their age difference.

“It’s crazy because Tom Brady started playing in the NFL before I was born,” Williams said. “To sack him would be amazing.”

That is not correct. Williams was born in 1997. Brady was drafted in 2000. Brady isn’t quite as old as Williams thinks he is. And Williams’ presence in the division gives Brady one more reason to keep working on his pliability and staying one step ahead of the pass rush.

Quinnen Williams eager to sack Tom Brady, who was “in the NFL before I was born”

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This is like watching a video on loop. Same exact stuff as the last defensive end from the Jets, the one before that, the one before that, etc. No one on the Patriots ever says **** like that because it’s a selfish mindset. Sacks are what selfish players think about because it gives them more money and fame, fills up the stat sheet. In reality a sack is almost worthless in the big picture of the game. Patriots defensive players talk about winning, being an overall great teammate and player, and doing what the coach asks them. Jets players thump their chests about getting a sack, which - if it happens at all - is usually after the stadium has emptied out and Brady hits the ground to avoid risking injury while up 37-13.

TommyD4207 said:

Know how many times the Jets have won 13 games in a season?

That would be: None. It has never happened. 12-4 in 1998 under Parcells was their high water mark as a franchise.

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13 is really hard to do. The Patriots have only done it in 2003, 2004, 2007, 2010, 2011, 2016, and 2017.

And they’ve only done 12 in 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017.

But they didn’t even reach 12 in 2001 or 2018 and settled for 11-5 and two Lombardi trophies during those down years.

These two franchises are neck and neck.

Dumpster fire

?????????

Keyser Söze said:

Dumpster fire

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Really Schefter? Thanks to Maccagnan? Having a zillion dollars in cap space is a symptom of a problem, not an earned bonus, and any monkey could have simply doled out big dollars to the best of a small player pool that represent a free agency period, repeatedly mistaken by for players who are actually the best in actual league.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

Really Schefter? Thanks to Maccagnan? Having a zillion dollars in cap space is a symptom of a problem, not an earned bonus, and any monkey could have simply doled out big dollars to the best of a small player pool that represent a free agency period, repeatedly mistaken by for players who are actually the best in actual league.

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Plus Adam has no idea if those signed players will even pan out yet.

I mean.. look at how well signing Trumaine Johnson worked out for them last year.

Business Mismanagement 303 (Upper Level)

This course covers some advanced illogical principles of business mismanagement using a case study from our model franchise, the New York Jets. In this course we cover the asanine idea of empowering an outgoing employee to make major personnel decisions that will have a major impact on the business for the next 3-4 years. Drawing on classic business mismanagement principles, we cover the inexcusable timing of an organization which had all the resources to hire a new general manager prior to a critical, long-awaited draft and free agency period, leaving the new general manager with a series of unwanted, long-term, binding contracts which he will attempt to undo, throwing the team into more chaos, and which he will then point to as the primary reason for failure. Blame, finger pointing, and complicated job performance evaluations are the inevitable outcomes of these decisions.

We also cover the events leading up to this event, including the hiring of a sociopathic, googly eyed (suspected methadone abusing) failure of a head coach despite having a plethora of excellent options, and how this decision predictably led to an obvious collision between said coach and imbecile general manager who was, despite being a known imbecile, given full authority to shape the course of the team over the next three seasons before being disgracefully fired.

Finally we cover the long-term ramifications of a two-faced owner whose public declarations supporting and praising imbecile GM while making him the most powerful voice in the organization are at odds with his unreconcilable decision to do the firing just months later. Essays will cover the confidence lost in a owner whose decision making is either fickle or deceptive, which spreads through the organization from the top down and, due to its very public and reckless nature, precludes outside talent from pursuing future opportunities with the Jets.

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NY Jets game film
Toilet Paper
Matches

We will also do a psychological evaluation of several current “fans” of the team to better understand their mental deficiencies caused by a lack of intelligence and years of traumatic losing.

Keyser Söze said:

Dumpster fire

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JetFan79 said:

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I'm sorry but this made me LOL in my office. It's very inappropriate however. Shame on me.

Ah the Jests. The off-season gift that keeps on giving.

Flash said:

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The Gregg Williams stealth coup to become Jete head coach is moving faster than anyone thought.

LOL what a disaster of an organization


......or maybe Gase is the man

Tb12goesinya said:

LOL what a disaster of an organization


......or maybe Gase is the man

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Lol.

Gase is a failure. Not only has he failed as a coach, which can be complicated by other factors, but I’ve posted several long, hashed out studies about his abysmal failures to even develop or improve a single quarterback. Manning was already great; Cutler’s supposed great season was just his average season, about a dozen other QBs epically failed under Gase’s tutelage.

Outside of leading a ridiculously stacked 2013 Broncos offense, he has failed again and again on every level in the NFL, from QB coach to OC to head coach, without a shred of evidence that he has some hidden potential. In addition to his failures on the field, many Miami Dolphins fans and players say he has a horrible temperament for the position and essentially a pass-the-buck back stabbing little btch. So he will fit into the Jets mold in that sense.

Making him the GM is more fuel to my theory that the Johnson brothers are involved in a football version of Brewster’s Millions, whereby they inherit (or avoid losing) a massive fortune only if they can invent ways to waste resources and create new lows of mismanagement and stupidity.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, bwa-ha ha-ha, hee-hee-hee...

Ha ha HA HA HA, oh my...

heh heh... heh heh...

Aaaaaahhhhh....

I done told you they shoulda canned both Mac and Bowles at the same time to give the new regime a clean slate.

Now they're going to have another weird management structured where the GM reports to the coach, more or less.

Gase of course is the model of restraint and leadership and not someone who, I dunno, trades away assets because he doesn't get along with them or anything.

Great start for Gase and Bell

Bahahaha

Listening to Joe and Evan now. They said that a key issue of disagreement between Gase and Mac is that Gase thought the Jets overpaid for Bell and Mosley, which is a) True and 2) a GREAT way to start a season off.

Keyser Söze said:

Great start for Gase and Bell

Bahahaha

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Maccagnan really is a moron. Gase isn’t a moron - he just lacks the ability to lead and be successful. It’s unfathomable they in this day in age they gave Bell that contract. Maybe the most predictable upcoming train wreck I can recall.