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I once told an ex-girlfriend in response to that question that she looked a little 'chunky'... That is one reason she became an ex-girlfriend..I thought it was:
Do I look fat in this?
"We have to biopsy your prostate"....makes the digital exam seem like a minor inconvenience.....
Well it is the school that brought up Rapistburger. Must be a correlation.Miami of Ohio
Let that sink in
I guess it goes back to that matter of perspective thing. We all navigate our own particular minefields, that one has never been in the one I traverse. Not once in all our years together, even during pregnancies, has my bride ever uttered those words. She prides herself on her conditioning, it shows and other women hate her for it.
YMMV but the ones I listed go something like this:
Fine; It is anything but and it's time I started being reasonable and seeing it her way.
Nothing; It is most definitely something and that unknown something is damn important. In fact my universe has now shrunken to whatever the something behind that nothing is.
Go Ahead; DO NOT GO AHEAD! Best to freeze in place and await instruction.
It's Okay; No, no it is not. Exercise extreme caution
Whatever; The discussion is over. She is right and I am an idiot. The only thing left to be determined is my punishment. May God have mercy on my soul.
Really; DEFCON 2, the warheads are fueled and the silos are open
We need to talk; No, SHE needs to talk. I either need to listen carefully or beg forgiveness.
YOUR Son; Whatever follows is an indictment of my parenting skills as exhibited by the actions of one of my apparently motherless offspring. Any flippancy on my part after the uttering of those words could be fatal and it's not just my life in the balance, the gate is open and I might be taking him to hell with me.
I once told an ex-girlfriend in response to that question that she looked a little 'chunky'... That is one reason she became an ex-girlfriend..
Nearly 32 years of marriage have taught me the proper response to that question, "you look great".. even if she is in the other side of the house behind several walls...
Just imagine if you were draft eligible
Thankfully I've never been in that situation before- I remain unmarried.
However I've spoken to someone who has been in that situation. He says...:
My response, "I feel I need to be honest here.", and without pause, "You look absolutely lovely." If asked multiple times, you have to change things up.As stated I've never been asked that question but if I were my response would be "Babe, you look good enough to eat." Which I'm fairly certain would be more than enough to keep my ass safe.
Well it is the school that brought up Rapistburger. Must be a correlation.
As stated I've never been asked that question but if I were my response would be "Babe, you look good enough to eat." Which I'm fairly certain would be more than enough to keep my ass safe.
Your kidney stone is 2cm x 1cm...
That was my actual yesterday. Had a 2x1cm extracted and - spoiler alert - today’s been no picnic.This was my actual fall 2018.
The two names are a double negative. Nothing good ever seems to happen in Miami, only one disaster after another. Ohio now I’ll not get started up on that lol.
That was my actual yesterday. Had a 2x1cm extracted and - spoiler alert - today’s been no picnic.
My actual SB day and following week in 2014. Severe pancreatitis from gall stones. Followed by no more gall bladder.That was my actual yesterday. Had a 2x1cm extracted and - spoiler alert - today’s been no picnic.