Brady's Secret Superstitions to Winning SB's Revealed

If you thought the Alex G stuff had a wacko element, fasten your seatbelts...

Tom Brady Says Superstitious Gisele Bundchen Has Him Using ‘Protection Stones’ – And It Works

Brady said Bundchen “always makes a little altar for me at the game because she just wills it so much,” complete with pictures of his children.

“And I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes, I say all these mantras,” Brady said. “And I stopped questioning her a long time ago. I just shut up and listen.”

Brady said at first he thought “this is kind of crazy,” but it worked.

“About four years ago we were playing the Seahawks and she said ‘you better listen to me, this is your year, but this is all the things you’re going to have to do to win,’ and I did all those things and by God, you know, it worked,” Brady said.

Bundchen also predicted that 2015 would not be Brady’s year, he remembered, and sure enough that season for the Patriots ended disappointingly in the AFC Championship game.

As a fan, I propose to make the ultimate sacrifice to offer my body to Gisele if she declares 2019 to be another SB winning year & tells Tommy Boy.
Ian, I'll need a letter explaining sacrifice this for my wife.

I thought MY superstitions were nutty, this is insane ? And why didn't it work last year ?

PatsWickedPissah said:

If you thought the Alex G stuff had a wacko element, fasten your seatbelts...

Tom Brady Says Superstitious Gisele Bundchen Has Him Using ‘Protection Stones’ – And It Works

Brady said Bundchen “always makes a little altar for me at the game because she just wills it so much,” complete with pictures of his children.

“And I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes, I say all these mantras,” Brady said. “And I stopped questioning her a long time ago. I just shut up and listen.”

Brady said at first he thought “this is kind of crazy,” but it worked.

“About four years ago we were playing the Seahawks and she said ‘you better listen to me, this is your year, but this is all the things you’re going to have to do to win,’ and I did all those things and by God, you know, it worked,” Brady said.

Bundchen also predicted that 2015 would not be Brady’s year, he remembered, and sure enough that season for the Patriots ended disappointingly in the AFC Championship game.

As a fan, I propose to make the ultimate sacrifice to offer my body to Gisele if she declares 2019 to be another SB winning year & tells Tommy Boy.
Ian, I'll need a letter explaining sacrifice this for my wife.

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Wow. She's as superstitious as a lot of baseball players. That's funny as hell.
But Tommy's a lot smarter than me.
That's why he's stayed married and I'm divorced.

a snake oil salesman, witch and a squirrel walk into a bar....

Dear Tom,

Most of us are willing to do some crazy things to please our S.O.s. However, we try our best not to let the craziness out to the public. In the future, you should think very long and hard about taking that same approach.


Sincerely,
Damn near everyone

scott99 said:

I thought MY superstitions were nutty, this is insane ? And why didn't it work last year ?

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"My stones can't heal AND play defense!!"

He's deep into the woo

-lots of water cures everything
-foods like tomatoes and strawberries are somehow bad (the alkaline diet nonsense).
-protection stones
-He's probably also into essential oils and "toxin cleanses"

All of this is crap.

-Your body tightly controls blood pH and nothing you eat alters that. Good thing, or you'd die.
-So.... eating certain common foods like those in the nightshade family in normal amounts doesn't really cause "inflammation", cancer, or anything else
-Everything is toxic and nothing is toxic, because it is the DOSE that makes the poison.
-Everything except a vacuum is a chemical.
-A chemical being natural or synthetic has no bearing on its safety. Most poisons come from nature.
-GMOs are not inherently unsafe just because a few nucleotide base pairs of DNA are selectively altered. Any traditional tried-and-true breeding process RANDOMLY alters WAY MORE of the DNA.
-If you have a working liver and kidneys, you are "detoxing" just fine.

He can peddle the woo all he wants. I will just enjoy his quarterbacking.

Brady's a complete nutjob, so this shouldn't surprise anyone.

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:

He's deep into the woo

-lots of water cures everything
-foods like tomatoes and strawberries are somehow bad (the alkaline diet nonsense).
-protection stones
-He's probably also into essential oils and "toxin cleanses"

All of this is crap.

-Your body tightly controls blood pH and nothing you eat alters that. Good thing, or you'd die.
-So.... eating certain common foods like those in the nightshade family in normal amounts doesn't really cause "inflammation", cancer, or anything else
-Everything is toxic and nothing is toxic, because it is the DOSE that makes the poison.
-Everything except a vacuum is a chemical.
-A chemical being natural or synthetic has no bearing on its safety. Most poisons come from nature.
-GMOs are non inherently unsafe just because a few nucleotide base pairs of DNA are selectively altered. Any selective breeding process RANDOMLY alters WAY MORE of the DNA.
-If you have a working liver and kidneys, you are "detoxing" just fine.

He can peddle the woo all he wants. I will just enjoy his quarterbacking.

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Without getting into the specifics of Brady's particular notions:

We've seen, time and time again, areas where old wives' tales, medieval notions, and eastern medicine have proven to work despite the claims of the so-called science based western medicine. From acupuncture to chicken soup to leeches, we do find that odd notions are sometimes accurate notions despite the seeming oddity.

Gisele is a quack! Got it!

Tom knows the Secret to a successful marriage. If it doesn’t hurt anyone then just listen and do as your wife says.

KontradictioN said:

Brady's a complete nutjob, so this shouldn't surprise anyone.

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He’s not doing it though, it seems more Gisele

Some people are claiming this amounts to witchcraft...

Whatever the hell works....sign me up!!!!

PatsWickedPissah said:

If you thought the Alex G stuff had a wacko element, fasten your seatbelts...

Tom Brady Says Superstitious Gisele Bundchen Has Him Using ‘Protection Stones’ – And It Works

Brady said Bundchen “always makes a little altar for me at the game because she just wills it so much,” complete with pictures of his children.

“And I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes, I say all these mantras,” Brady said. “And I stopped questioning her a long time ago. I just shut up and listen.”

Brady said at first he thought “this is kind of crazy,” but it worked.

“About four years ago we were playing the Seahawks and she said ‘you better listen to me, this is your year, but this is all the things you’re going to have to do to win,’ and I did all those things and by God, you know, it worked,” Brady said.

Bundchen also predicted that 2015 would not be Brady’s year, he remembered, and sure enough that season for the Patriots ended disappointingly in the AFC Championship game.

As a fan, I propose to make the ultimate sacrifice to offer my body to Gisele if she declares 2019 to be another SB winning year & tells Tommy Boy.
Ian, I'll need a letter explaining sacrifice this for my wife.

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they use stones but not kidney stones.

magicgate, or witchgate?

docked two 1st round picks, brady suspended for a year

Clarke's Third Law:

Welp guess he found a new way to cheat. This guy will sort it all out...

TommyBrady12 said:

He’s not doing it though, it seems more Gisele

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He's still taking part in it. But let's be honest, Tom is not exactly a "normal" guy. That's fine. Just as long as he still balls out at the quarterback position, that's all I care about. If he has to sacrifice Bridget Moynahan, or whatever her name is, for a Super Bowl win, that's good with me.

TommyBrady12 said:

Some people are claiming this amounts to witchcraft...

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Witchcraftgate?