The salty anti Patriots thread

Jesus.Christ.

And... the Coup de gras (drum roll please):
The biggest pricks of all, that I have been waiting to hear from:
THE CHIEFSPLANET FANS themselves!!!

I've been lurking there all month. Patiently waiting.
And here we go.

Enjoy.

https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=320346&page=193

patriot1136 said:

Serious question: how are you guys responding (or not responding) to family/friends/acquaintances on social media and texts, etc.? There is a lot of salty NFL fans and anti -Pats fans in general. They are all over my timeline on Facebook and I've gotten some tongue-in-cheek type texts with "congrats" and "good game" but... Then they start with the "cheating" bs and stuff about the "refs in our pockets" stuff like that. Do you respond? And what do you say? I've actually been ignoring everyone and not responding but I'm about to blow a gasket.

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I actually received ZERO congrats from anyone, family, friends...

They are all so sick and tired, and jealous of the Pats winning.
Screw them too.

Kellerman still running his mouth? Smh

patriot1136 said:

Serious question: how are you guys responding (or not responding) to family/friends/acquaintances on social media and texts, etc.? There is a lot of salty NFL fans and anti -Pats fans in general. They are all over my timeline on Facebook and I've gotten some tongue-in-cheek type texts with "congrats" and "good game" but... Then they start with the "cheating" bs and stuff about the "refs in our pockets" stuff like that. Do you respond? And what do you say? I've actually been ignoring everyone and not responding but I'm about to blow a gasket.

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It depends. If they're trying to deny Brady, BB or the Patriots goat status based on any half baked argument of stats or performance I kill them with Patriots memes that are jaw dropping stats/achievenents/records. If they cry about cheating etc and can't be reasoned with I start sending the animated gifs of the ice on bradys fist, dancing at the ring ceremonies etc. And depending which franchise they root for I troll their failure with memes. My uncle for instance is a Jets fan. He gets this one to remind him of watching howdy doody reruns and their last relevant win.

TB12GOATQB said:

It depends. If they're trying to deny Brady, BB or the Patriots goat status based PM any half baked argument of stats or performance I kill them with Patriots memes that are jaw dropping stats. If they cry about cheating etc and can't be reasoned with I start sending the animated gifs of the ice on bradys dist, dancing etc. And depending which franchise they root for o troll their failure. My uncle for instance is a Jets fan. He gets this one to remind him.of watching howdy doody and their last relaxant win.

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The jets are trash

Brandon Manning said:

ESPN has these clowns intentionally stir stuff up for ratings.

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Simple fix: Stop watching, cut the cable and stop paying.

102 Pat said:

Most of the media who make these hot takes are simply saying this stuff to get people riled up.

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Only if you pay attention to the usual media outlets.

Art_Vandelay421 said:

Maybe it's a generational saying but a kid I grew up with dad used to say this about people like Maxine Kellerman, "you're not worth the steam off my sh!!!."

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My friend's dad used to say, "you ain't worth a warm bucket of spit"..

Silver Blue&Red said:

And... the Coup de gras (drum roll please):
The biggest pricks of all, that I have been waiting to hear from:
THE CHIEFSPLANET FANS themselves!!!

I've been lurking there all month. Patiently waiting.
And here we go.

Enjoy.

https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=320346&page=193

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Wow -- 379 pages of angst!

If anyone's a therapist, I know a place where you can make a LOT of money...

Of course most KC fans are unemployed losers so good luck collecting the money...

So far the most, ummm, creative quote I’ve found was on chiefsplanet. During the final drive and Edelman’s clutch catches.

“I want to go back in time and replace Anne Frank’s family with Edelman’s”.

mitsudriver said:

So far the most, ummm, creative quote I’ve found was on chiefsplanet. During the final drive and Edelman’s clutch catches.

“I want to go back in time and replace Anne Frank’s family with Edelman’s”.

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Wow, thats going too far.

mitsudriver said:

So far the most, ummm, creative quote I’ve found was on chiefsplanet. During the final drive and Edelman’s clutch catches.

“I want to go back in time and replace Anne Frank’s family with Edelman’s”.

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What an awful thing to say.

mitsudriver said:

So far the most, ummm, creative quote I’ve found was on chiefsplanet. During the final drive and Edelman’s clutch catches.

“I want to go back in time and replace Anne Frank’s family with Edelman’s”.

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An 8 for creativity, a zero for class

Today has been most satisfying. And Felger getting ball-gagged still to look forward to!

patriot1136 said:

Serious question: how are you guys responding (or not responding) to family/friends/acquaintances on social media and texts, etc.? There is a lot of salty NFL fans and anti -Pats fans in general. They are all over my timeline on Facebook and I've gotten some tongue-in-cheek type texts with "congrats" and "good game" but... Then they start with the "cheating" bs and stuff about the "refs in our pockets" stuff like that. Do you respond? And what do you say? I've actually been ignoring everyone and not responding but I'm about to blow a gasket.

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I don't respond at all. Just let them wallow in their misery

patriot1136 said:

Serious question: how are you guys responding (or not responding) to family/friends/acquaintances on social media and texts, etc.? There is a lot of salty NFL fans and anti -Pats fans in general. They are all over my timeline on Facebook and I've gotten some tongue-in-cheek type texts with "congrats" and "good game" but... Then they start with the "cheating" bs and stuff about the "refs in our pockets" stuff like that. Do you respond? And what do you say? I've actually been ignoring everyone and not responding but I'm about to blow a gasket.

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I love the hate. You must embrace it and make it your own

patriot1136 said:

Serious question: how are you guys responding (or not responding) to family/friends/acquaintances on social media and texts, etc.? There is a lot of salty NFL fans and anti -Pats fans in general. They are all over my timeline on Facebook and I've gotten some tongue-in-cheek type texts with "congrats" and "good game" but... Then they start with the "cheating" bs and stuff about the "refs in our pockets" stuff like that. Do you respond? And what do you say? I've actually been ignoring everyone and not responding but I'm about to blow a gasket.

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4am text that just say GOAT GOAT GOAT till i've run out of space in the text.

One-Be-Lo said:

Definitely no Kellerfan, but as a hiphop fan.. not terrible. Good beat, decent flow, lyrics... was expecting worse.

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He has a pretty messed up story dating back to that whole period in his life. He and his brother were into boxing promotion, let one of the boxers they were promoting live with them. Turns out that having violent, maladjusted sociopaths in your house is a bad idea, and it ended with Max's brother being murdered.

patriot1136 said:

Serious question: how are you guys responding (or not responding) to family/friends/acquaintances on social media and texts, etc.? There is a lot of salty NFL fans and anti -Pats fans in general. They are all over my timeline on Facebook and I've gotten some tongue-in-cheek type texts with "congrats" and "good game" but... Then they start with the "cheating" bs and stuff about the "refs in our pockets" stuff like that. Do you respond? And what do you say? I've actually been ignoring everyone and not responding but I'm about to blow a gasket.

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I live in CA, and most of my friends out here are Raiders fans. They're so beaten down by the Pats at this point that it wouldn't be accurate to say they don't hate us anymore, but they've just accepted that this is going to keep happening and it doesn't really phase them anymore.

One of my friends explained it by saying that the difference between 6 and 5 Super Bowls is basically immaterial to him, we've already won so many that it's just 'a lot'. But if the Chiefs won just one he thinks it would change everything for them and they'd immediately become even more insufferable ****heads than they already are. Basically, the only thing keeping Chiefs fans even remotely in check, as he says it, is the fact that they've never actually won anything in the lifetimes of most of their fans.

PatsWSB47 said:

That my friends is the same kind of "passing the tourch"

That my friends is the same kind of "passing of the tourch" compliment that Chiefs fan posted.

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I think the RationalKCIdiot trolling us was Maxi. That filthy scumbag has nothing better to do. Without his Brady hate takes he would be nothing.

Silver Blue&Red said:

And... the Coup de gras (drum roll please):
The biggest pricks of all, that I have been waiting to hear from:
THE CHIEFSPLANET FANS themselves!!!

I've been lurking there all month. Patiently waiting.
And here we go.

Enjoy.

Chiefs **** Official Chiefs VS Patriots AFC Championship Game Thread **** - Page 193 - ChiefsPlanet

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LMFAO classy handles

The Patriots respond.