DIKEMBE Q&A

AndyJohnson said:

Are @fnordcircle ?

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dikembe said:

HELLO ALL
DIKEMBE HAS A FEW QUESTION CHIEF NEED TO ANSWER

1. WHY IS CALLED KANSAS CITY WHEN NOT IN KANSAS? IMAGINE IF PATRIOTS PLAYED IN TOWN CALLED NEW HAMPSHIRE CITY, MASSACHUSETT
2. STADIUM CALLED ARROWHEAD. YET MANY PEOPLE ASK ABOUT WASHINGTON REDSKIN. WHAT IS DIFFERENCE?
3. PATBACK MALCOM GREAT QB YES? BUT WHY NO SUPER BOWL?
4. RUNNING BACK WAS CUT FROM CHIEF FOR HURTING GIRLFRIEND. YET FAST OUTSIDE MAN REMAINS ON TEAM DESPITE SAME THING? WHAT IS DIFFERENCE?
5. RANDY LEEDS IS GREAT COACH NO? HOW DOES HE HAVE NO SUPER BOWL VICTORY WHEN VICTORY IS HAD BY MIKE TIMLIN?

LOOKING FOR ANSWERS, THANK

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1.) No idea man....but it's REALLY close to Kansas though.
2.) Chief isn't offensive to Native Americans I think whereas "Redskin" is like calling the Chinese "Yellowskins", African Americans "Blackskins", Hispanics "Brownskins", and so forth....I THINK.
3.) Mahomes has only played in 18 total NFL games. He hasn't had the chance to play in an AFC title game yet.
4.) Tyreek Hill did it while in college and was disciplined in college before he even was drafted.
5.) Reid made it to one Superbowl, but McNabb took forever to set up plays at the LOS...and Terrell Ownes played on a broken leg. This will be his 5th conference title game.

Triumph said:

1 Missouri city was taken.

2 The Chiefs were the Texans. When the team moved to KC and they are digging the foundation for the football stadium they found arrowheads in the ground. Then one day, the construction boss says to the guys quit playing grab axx and go out to arrowhead and do some work. The rest is history.

3 Malcom P plans to win 10 super bowls according to the locals.

4 His lawyer was more expensive.

5 Randy loses track of time and forgets about the big clock.

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1. Should call it "Show Me City" (dumb azz motto);
2. They saved a hole in the stadium foundation to bury Jimmy Hoffa;
3. Kermit won't last 10 seasons due to injuries;
4. They're both scumbags;
5. Ditto

looking at the map, some of Kansas City is also in Kansas, FWIW.

Dikembe, did you like being in that Geico commercial? I thought you were very funny in that one.

luuked said:

Are you related to @fnordcircle ?

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AndyJohnson said:

Are @fnordcircle ?

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I feel bad for the person who posts this because I really am not Dikembe, but I love his/her schtick and people try to attribute to me. I generally only read Dikembe threads cause I want to let him enjoy his gimmick and I'm too much of an attention whore to do that without fully-abstaining from posting in a thread.

The last time I did something like this was like a decade ago where I had a mock Jets fan persona.

Also I like to try to back off after I do a gimmick/spectacle type of thread like I did last week and wait a few months before doing something else. My agent says over-exposure can really kill a posting career.

fnordcircle said:

The last time I did something like this was like a decade ago where I had a mock Jets fan persona.

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Disgusting.

Tunescribe said:

Disgusting.

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It felt...right.

fnordcircle said:

It felt...right.

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Good lord man, I hope you're in therapy.

Tunescribe said:

Good lord man, I hope you're in therapy.

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I will admit to owning a Todd Bowles waifu pillow.

@dikembe : the running game has returned. Is this going to continue Sunday ? Secondly, do you like this newfound run-love ?

fnordcircle said:

I feel bad for the person who posts this because I really am not Dikembe, but I love his/her schtick and people try to attribute to me. I generally only read Dikembe threads cause I want to let him enjoy his gimmick and I'm too much of an attention whore to do that without fully-abstaining from posting in a thread.

The last time I did something like this was like a decade ago where I had a mock Jets fan persona.

Also I like to try to back off after I do a gimmick/spectacle type of thread like I did last week and wait a few months before doing something else. My agent says over-exposure can really kill a posting career.

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DONT CARE. LOVE YOU FNORD.

Mr. Mutombo,
Did you ever wag finger at Larry The Bird?

farn said:

@dikembe : the running game has returned. Is this going to continue Sunday ? Secondly, do you like this newfound run-love ?

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QUITE

fnordcircle said:

I feel bad for the person who posts this because I really am not Dikembe, but I love his/her schtick and people try to attribute to me. I generally only read Dikembe threads cause I want to let him enjoy his gimmick and I'm too much of an attention whore to do that without fully-abstaining from posting in a thread.

The last time I did something like this was like a decade ago where I had a mock Jets fan persona.

Also I like to try to back off after I do a gimmick/spectacle type of thread like I did last week and wait a few months before doing something else. My agent says over-exposure can really kill a posting career.

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WHO

Dikembe, you no answer my question, " did you ever wag finger at Larry The Bird?".
Maybe you no answer because answer is "no".

jimnance said:

Dikembe, you no answer my question, " did you ever wag finger at Larry The Bird?".
Maybe you no answer because answer is "no".

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NOT AWARE

dikembe said:

NOT AWARE

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Lol. It's ok, Dikembe. Larry The Bird make many nba players look silly, even tho he looked like big white chicken.
I remember watching you, one of greatest shot blockers ever.
You must have more championship rings than Larry The Bird, no?

dikembe said:

WHO

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My agent? Drew Rosenhaus.