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Oh go grab a guy's junk. ;)
*Sigh* ...

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Lost in all the hoopla over Miami's stroke of luck is the fact that New Jersey avenged its earlier Buffalo beatdown Sunday, led by Dam Darnit's courageous return from being benched. He threw for a sizzling 170 yards (16-of-24) with only ONE interception! But was this a good win or bad win for the loathesome Jete? They now are 4-9 -- could another two wins save head coach Odd Blowes' job? Stay tuned.
 
Lost in all the hoopla over Miami's stroke of luck is the fact that New Jersey avenged its earlier Buffalo beatdown Sunday, led by Dam Darnit's courageous return from being benched. He threw for a sizzling 170 yards (16-of-24) with only ONE interception! But was this a good win or bad win for the loathesome Jete? They now are 4-9 -- could another two wins save head coach Odd Blowes' job? Stay tuned.



Watch the final drive of the 3rd quarter, and the 4th quarter.

This kid is gonna be real good.

Nice to see him bouce back after the injury and bad games.

First time in a couple months he had some healthy WRs AND a Center who could snap a football (imagine that).

Oh... and the Pats lost? I saw they were winning in the 4th with like no time left. What happened?
 


Watch the final drive of the 3rd quarter, and the 4th quarter.

This kid is gonna be real good.

Nice to see him bouce back after the injury and bad games.

First time in a couple months he had some healthy WRs AND a Center who could snap a football (imagine that).

Oh... and the Pats lost? I saw they were winning in the 4th with like no time left. What happened?


Talking shyt from the basement is pathetic. WTF??
 


Watch the final drive of the 3rd quarter, and the 4th quarter.

This kid is gonna be real good.

Nice to see him bouce back after the injury and bad games.

First time in a couple months he had some healthy WRs AND a Center who could snap a football (imagine that).

Oh... and the Pats lost? I saw they were winning in the 4th with like no time left. What happened?
Maybe instead of continuing to be a juvenile smart-ass, you can answer the question: was it a good win for the Jete, or a bad win? I'm guessing you would consider it a bad win, since it hurts draft positioning and represents a step toward Odd Blowes keeping his job.
 
Maybe instead of continuing to be a juvenile smart-ass, you can answer the question: was it a good win for the Jete, or a bad win? I'm guessing you would consider it a bad win, since it hurts draft positioning and represents a step toward Odd Blowes keeping his job.

Great win.

Tanking was only good to get our franchise QB. Now Sam learning, playing well, and hopefully winning is all that matters.

Bowles... I'm not with everyone saying he has to go. Maybe, but imo need to let the year play out first.
 
Oh... and the Pats lost? I saw they were winning in the 4th with like no time left. What happened?

The Pats endured another bizarro game in their personal house of horrors. As a Jete fan you should know what that's like better than us. After all we've got one stadium that happens in, you've got 31
 
Great win.
OK, you're confusing me already. Did you actually watch this game after skipping the last two, or is that what someone told you?

Tanking was only good to get our franchise QB.
So how does suddenly not tanking help with that? They were making progress toward that goal with six-straight losses.

Now Sam learning, playing well,
:confused:o_O But he was benched for the last month!

hopefully winning is all that matters.
Hopefully? You don't seem convinced of that.
 
Great win.

Tanking was only good to get our franchise QB. Now Sam learning, playing well, and hopefully winning is all that matters.

Bowles... I'm not with everyone saying he has to go. Maybe, but imo need to let the year play out first.
I will sign your petition to become General Manager of the Jets.
 
The Pats endured another bizarro game in their personal house of horrors. As a Jete fan you should know what that's like better than us. After all we've got one stadium that happens in, you've got 31

Whether this was intentional or accidental, this is hilarious. :D
 
I bought a pair of tickets from the Jete years ago and since have received solicitous e-mails from them on a regular basis. Every one of them is aimed at trying to wheedle money out of me. This year, their marketing geniuses came up with the vague slogan "One team one goal" emblazoned on all correspondence. But they never explained what that single-minded "goal" might be. Then finally it dawned on me after staring me in the face all this time (see below): sell tickets!

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The Pats endured another bizarro game in their personal house of horrors. As a Jete fan you should know what that's like better than us. After all we've got one stadium that happens in, you've got 31
That should count as 32 stadiums including when the Jete play an "away" game vs. the Giants.
 
Maybe instead of continuing to be a juvenile smart-ass, you can answer the question: was it a good win for the Jete, or a bad win? I'm guessing you would consider it a bad win, since it hurts draft positioning and represents a step toward Odd Blowes keeping his job.

You don't think he watched the game, do you? He seems like a highlight guy to me.
 
I bought a pair of tickets from the Jete years ago and since have received solicitous e-mails from them on a regular basis. Every one of them is aimed at trying to wheedle money out of me. This year, their marketing geniuses came up with the vague slogan "One team one goal" emblazoned on all correspondence. But they never explained what that single-minded "goal" might be. Then finally it dawned on me after staring me in the face all this time (see below): sell tickets!

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Great photo shop job getting Darnit's head to fit on the ticket.
 
Lost in all the hoopla over Miami's stroke of luck is the fact that New Jersey avenged its earlier Buffalo beatdown Sunday, led by Dam Darnit's courageous return from being benched. He threw for a sizzling 170 yards (16-of-24) with only ONE interception! But was this a good win or bad win for the loathesome Jete? They now are 4-9 -- could another two wins save head coach Odd Blowes' job? Stay tuned.
Hey, stats are for losers like jetefan79
 
Watch the final drive of the 3rd quarter, and the 4th quarter.

This kid is gonna be real good.

But don't watch any other game from the last two-three months. Trust me...he's gonna be real good.
 
This is what will happen to Mark Sanchez when he dies and goes to purgatory for 20 years. It also is the only thing on television in hell for Jete fans:

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Sam and Jamal are gonna have plenty of support very soon...

Salary Cap Increase Will Give Jets Even More Flexibility

According to overthecap.com, the Jets already will have more than $106 million in available money to spend when NFL free agency begins on March 13. This new projection means they will have at least $116 million available, and that number would rise if they make some player moves before then. Cutting right guard Brian Winters, for instance, would give them an additional $6.5 million in salary-cap space.
 
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