OT: Jimmy G on a date with a porn star...

Jimmy G young n in the game like

supafly said:

There’s some mileage on those tires, though.

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Hey, you can't be first... but you can be next.

Yikes. She is a little too...bodacious for my tastes, but cmon, he is a young kid, gonna get laid and have a laugh with a woman, that likes to get laid and have a laugh. I don't see a problem here, rock on kid, have some fun, make some money, have a good life, rock on.

SEA_Pat said:

Does this make it more #GOATSE ?

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i actually had to go look that up.

CheekyDave said:

Yikes. She is a little too...bodacious for my tastes, but cmon, he is a young kid, gonna get laid and have a laugh with a woman, that likes to get laid and have a laugh. I don't see a problem here, rock on kid, have some fun, make some money, have a good life, rock on.

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And double up on the penicillin

As was mentioned before, there's been a lot of quarterbacks in that huddle.

borisman said:

As was mentioned before, there's been a lot of quarterbacks in that huddle.

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Experience is a good thing for a young QB

RelocatedPatFan said:

Crap like that didn't happen when BB was his GM. What's John Lynch up to?

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The 49ers must be a little nervous about this. Jimmy going off the deep end. I thought he got engaged recently.

thought there'd be more pictures...

JMC00 said:

She's 41? Dude clearly has a cougar/mommy fetish.

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He probably watched one her Oscar-worthy movies when he was 10 years old and it just stayed with him all this time....

The last line of Jimmy's goodbye note: PS. Your vagina is in the sink.

UptownPatsFan said:

Another one bites the dust? Smh C’mon Aladdin. You couldn’t find a Jasmine out there??!?

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I mean, she has the right complexion, just not the right body type.

RelocatedPatFan said:

Maybe he's starting with the magic carpet?

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Smashin on a flying magic carpet would definitely be a Whole New World.

Hopefully he learned from TB12 to stay HYDRATED.

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:

Hopefully he learned from TB12 to stay HYDRATED.

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He might need water. Looking at her, I’d say he’s definitely thirsty.

Jimmy G ended that night like:

Steve:Section 102 said:

i actually had to go look that up.

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What has been goatseen cannot be un-goatseen. . . .

To each his own, but, yea the aesthetics at every angle seem repugnant to me.

But this gets to live on the Internet forever, for his new NFL fanbase, his mom, his grandma, his extended family, every girl he dates afterward, his wife, his future kids and grandkids.

It seemed like a costly indulgence even if it were just done in complete secrecy.

Jimmy's in the Bay Area. He could waltz into any random bar in SF and pull much hotter strange than this wildebeest. I don't get it.

WinstonSmith said:

The last line of Jimmy's goodbye note: PS. Your vagina is in the sink.

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Or Vice versa. Her Goodbye note: PS.....